*Communists came into my house and raided my fridge while telling me they were going to redistribute it among the people, then they ate most of it and let the rest of it rot.

Funny guy.
Communism has killed between 150 million (if you use the top end numbers that are likely just anti-communist propaganda) and 90 million. If you low ball all your estimates, you'll hit a bare minimum of 60 million between state killings and famines engineered or caused by the disastrous Great Leap Forward.