Missed more than 30 f****ing classes?!

That's an entire 10 week 3 day course in summer sessions, let alone any kind of serious fall/spring level of seminar that sounds like it could be half the damn semester or more. If someone was that damn lazy not to routinely show up without a terminal illness then say they deserve the easy A they deserved to get memed on.

Thats basically the whole fucking semester they missed. If they noticed they were doing bad earlier in the semester they should have talked to them then. At this point they deserved this.