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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Adam Sandler movies and then asked it to write another one, but all my knives are missing now?

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die off. TEEN 1 Old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I care. Do not stay in house. Kitchen is a monster. Witch is basement. Beds are ghosts. Sink hates priests. TV is a book. TEEN 2 Get buried. You are a waste of age! Teen 2 is the state jerk. His college major is Vodka Law. TEEN 3 Maybe we leave? This place gives me the crepes. TEEN 4 Stop acting chicken. Your virginity is making you a bird, as usual. The house door swings open. A little girl comes out orphanly. TEEN 2 Your sobriety is not appreciated. Teen 2 throws a can of gin at the little girl. The little girl turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW, but is still orphan. TEXAS CHAINSAW Die, y'all. Houston Dallas. Teen 3 makes a scream. Teen 4 makes a Scream 2. The Texas Chainsaw cuts off Teen 2's body. His blood says hi to all. TEEN 1 No! Teen 2 needs a body to drink. Teen 3 calls 911 but a Frankenstein answers and is upset. OLD MAN Run into the car. Go! I end this. Teen 1 and Teen 3 run into house. Teen 4 runs into chainsaw. OLD MAN (CONT'D) That is not the car. >

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. SEXY DOLL Becky, you are ineide a whale SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGG cky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine w INT. WHALE SEXY DOLL (CONT D) A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, įs cove a bed. She s in a whale, but doesn't I hid the key to this whale inside your pancrea BECKY (whispers to self) BECKY AH! Blood is supposed to inside my body, not outside Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor SEXY DOLL An old TV turns on. We know it's old cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier because he's covered in s But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one SEXY DOLL (whispers to self) Hello, Becky. Want to play Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys countdown starts counting down from one hour on the BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be si Yes. 100%. Game please. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? i didn't do that. Who did that? Becky still doesn't realize she's ins e whale did that

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Pirates of the Caribbean movies and then asked it to write a Pirates movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Pirates of the Caribbean movies and then asked it to write a Pirates movie of its own Here is the first page. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD TAL DEAD DEAD DIE DEPP DEAD DEAD 2 POSEIDON I have a mission for you, at the end of the ocean! EXT. CARIBBEAN [RA KNIGHTLEY, the woman from Atonement (2007), CAPTAIN JACK SPARRON, pirates arou boat ship, sword in hand POSEIDON, Pope of the Water, jumps is the water, so now there's no wa KEIRA Time for some Atonement (2007) SPARROW Argh ! The water i8 gone! SMASE POSEIDON SILENCE! . CARIBBEAN Poseidon's eyes are beach balls SMAS POSEIDON (CONT Are you THE Jack Sparro other terrible movies? CARIBBEAN SMASH SPARROW That depends.. .what's in THE Jack Sparrow? .SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA RO Tack drinks a bottle of Bacardi ru real bats

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 episodes of Jerry Springer and then asked it to write an episode of its own. Here is the first page.

Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 episodes of Jerry Springer and then asked it to write an episode of its own Here is the first page JERRY PR DICTIVE T-- J1RRY ฮ.PR1nER Welcome to the atage, hio parente. UMBLENEED and ANOTHER TUMBLEWEED come on etage INT JERRY SPRINGER'S BRAIN AUDIENCE NO SOUP! FOR YOUI NO SOUPI FOR YOU! Today on the ahow we have a big bleweed and Another Tumbleweed fight Tumbleweed p HAIR peraon. Jerry Jerry! Jerryt Jerry! His parente are fed up with hie AUDIENCE CHAIR Hey, don't pick me up JERRY Tumbleweed doeen t lieten. bigness AUDIENCE LISTEN TO THE CHAIR! LISTEN TO THE CHAIR LISTEN TO THE CHAIR! AUDIENCE Seinfeld! Seinfeld! Seinfeld! Seinfeld! , Tumbleweed doe8n't list JERRY JERRY So we sent him to a prison bootoamp to scare him little We'1l be back after thie commercial Eor coffee you can't drink AUDIENCE kramer Kramer Kraner! Kraner

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page SAW 9 SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it' s covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. Thedoll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he's covered in sexwebs. SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. OI course. Don' t be sllLy Yes. 100%. Game please Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale. SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with it SEXY DOLL (CONT'D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of vour kidneys. The cool one BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? 1I didn' t do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

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