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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die off. TEEN 1 Old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I care. Do not stay in house. Kitchen is a monster. Witch is basement. Beds are ghosts. Sink hates priests. TV is a book. TEEN 2 Get buried. You are a waste of age! Teen 2 is the state jerk. His college major is Vodka Law. TEEN 3 Maybe we leave? This place gives me the crepes. TEEN 4 Stop acting chicken. Your virginity is making you a bird, as usual. The house door swings open. A little girl comes out orphanly. TEEN 2 Your sobriety is not appreciated. Teen 2 throws a can of gin at the little girl. The little girl turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW, but is still orphan. TEXAS CHAINSAW Die, y'all. Houston Dallas. Teen 3 makes a scream. Teen 4 makes a Scream 2. The Texas Chainsaw cuts off Teen 2's body. His blood says hi to all. TEEN 1 No! Teen 2 needs a body to drink. Teen 3 calls 911 but a Frankenstein answers and is upset. OLD MAN Run into the car. Go! I end this. Teen 1 and Teen 3 run into house. Teen 4 runs into chainsaw. OLD MAN (CONT'D) That is not the car. >

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Botnik Studios @botnikstudios •OTNIK We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter botnik.org/content/harry-.. THE SPELLBINDINC NATIONAL BESTSELLER Harty Potter yey had and mn wid Hey d The D that d iw He Fer depel h ein l Vd d nery lde wnd ly "Temde ha e layhe y h ide er bdy r nd a The deple b t n tha R d Ro anding oude dhe d andeod Ther d d wiches rknd den adel Te hee f Dh a ed Reched and the Pabuit f adat Lookad Like dogh Harye depel He e i The De E w dl Hay ww hnge du e had ever heen "Lakd M S , de ybed g The Sd de ing o bow d ng lend " VOMENH Hers an nd H lyd D t al pend wa a Jange Re f Ah The G Hll wd w iole moing d w s d y M f opldel Sedg i h d Ho Du id e whool a had de d the 7 e me d D "Thunk E dly ked fdpl Ow the ndakidepd Al eer D E daped ps Then tey MGnagill Due's yk'mpld he he The f h he g pd pd e p buling 4 plad Du e hand had dhe plan magk ceilin Hag Magi good "We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. Le acros andi The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fll down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. Re Conf 3BOTNK "I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts harriad ah houl" 11:02 AM · 12 Dec 17

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Botnik Studios @botnikstudios •OTNIK We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter botnik.org/content/harry-.. THE SPELLBINDINC NATIONAL BESTSELLER Harty Potter yey had and mn wid Hey d The D that d iw He Fer depel h ein l Vd d nery lde wnd ly "Temde ha e layhe y h ide er bdy r nd a The deple b t n tha R d Ro anding oude dhe d andeod Ther d d wiches rknd den adel Te hee f Dh a ed Reched and the Pabuit f adat Lookad Like dogh Harye depel He e i The De E w dl Hay ww hnge du e had ever heen "Lakd M S , de ybed g The Sd de ing o bow d ng lend " VOMENH Hers an nd H lyd D t al pend wa a Jange Re f Ah The G Hll wd w iole moing d w s d y M f opldel Sedg i h d Ho Du id e whool a had de d the 7 e me d D "Thunk E dly ked fdpl Ow the ndakidepd Al eer D E daped ps Then tey MGnagill Due's yk'mpld he he The f h he g pd pd e p buling 4 plad Du e hand had dhe plan magk ceilin Hag Magi good "We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. Le acros andi The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fll down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. Re Conf 3BOTNK "I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts harriad ah houl" 11:02 AM · 12 Dec 17

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT 'D) If Bo, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun We see the Bill of Rights. It's in ov. The lawyer wil.1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge' s gavel for you. The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth. LAWYER (CONT'D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado. LAWYER (CONT'D) unless you pay us money. Call for a The phone digits appear. It's your social security number Remember, you don't pay any money free use of phone

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuts the grass by stabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It is Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluids and die off. TEEN 1 Old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young times. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I care. Do not stay in house. Kitchen is a monster. Witch is basement. Beds are ghosts. Sink hates priests. TV is a book. TEEN 2 Get buried. You are a waste of age! Teen 2 is the state jerk. His college major is Vodka Law. TEEN 3 Maybe we leave? This place gives me the crepes. TEEN 4 Stop acting chicken. Your virginity is making you a bird, as usual. The house door swings open. A little girl comes out orphanly. TEEN 2 Your sobriety is not appreciated. Teen 2 throws a can of gin at the little girl. The little girl turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW, but is still orphan. TEXAS CHAINSAW Die, y'all. Houston Dallas. Teen 3 makes a scream. Teen 4 makes a Scream 2. The Texas Chainsaw cuts off Teen 2's body. His blood says hi to all. TEEN 1 No! Teen 2 needs a body to drink. Teen 3 calls 911 but a Frankenstein answers and is upset. OLD MAN Run into the car. Go! I end this. Teen 1 and Teen 3 run into house. Teen 4 runs into chainsaw. OLD MAN (CONT'D) That is not the car. >

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