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HeroicRebellion

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Jun 16, 2018 at 11:41AM EDT

In all seriousness, a baby cannon is a terrible idea.
Everytime you want to reload you have to wait 9 months.

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Tentacles

Tentacles

Jun 16, 2018 at 01:20PM EDT in reply to HeroicRebellion

who says there's only one "supplier"?

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