"Fun isn't something one considers when killing the most well known icons in gaming. But this… does put a smile on my face."

>Pit rams the blade of a newly forged sacred weapon into Ridley's chest
>Ridley staggers, chokes on his own bile for a moment, then mutters:

"You… should have aimed… for my head…"

>Ridley presses a button on the newly completed Power Glove.
>Half of the universe's PCs and NPCs are moved to the trash file while Ridley teleports to parts unknown.