No joke, I had an astronomy professor in college who described the event like this:

"There must have been a pretty dramatic event in which something whacked Uranus pretty hard."

We lasted about two seconds before we all lost it.

"Ur-uh-nuss" is how I've said it since Sailor Moon showed up on Toonami all those years ago.

Alternatively, we could just rename it to Urectum, that ought to sort that ol' problem out.