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Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say 'f---' all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he's young & impressionable So Amethyst is like "but that's my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so l can say it again??" And Greg is like "uhh I don't know, 15l guess? 15 is probably old enough" "Got it" flash forward to Steven's fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling "wake the F--- up Steven it's F------ TIME" & he spends the entire day losing his mind Steven: w-what's happening Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back Amethyst: *running around the house F--- F--- FUCHK F--- F--- Greg: what's going on Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say f--- again Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question i DID? Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUuUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds* Pearl: Steven the *whisperingF-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before- Steven: I know what f--- means Pearl Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* Pearl: who taught you that word mister!! Steven: um... Lars and Sadie... *mumbling* five years ago... Amethyst: I've been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING?? Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it's still not really appropriate for yout Amethyst: *running outside* Steven: ..- Greg:.. Pearl: Garnet: ...*quietly* f--- Everyone else: O O Garnet: what. I missed it too also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY F------ BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing Connie: what's going on Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say f--- now Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say f--- now?? Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!! Peridot: what's f---

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Let Amethyst say F---


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Uploaded Jul 21, 2018 at 05:35AM EDT

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