"Never understood why acts at festivals shout 'are you ready?' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes" ap ueen

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ueet What makes me a good Disnae gurl? IF I WERE A BAD DISNAE GURL, I WOULDNAE BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?

Why dae folk ask babies stupid s---- lit "Ur getting big arent ye?" As if the wee c---- gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein ueen

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Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut

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Whit is it wae the auld yins who think they can cut in line when you’ve been waiting on the bus for an hour in baw changing weather but they show up and cut in front, yer auld, no dieing, just cause he got that fancy pass you think you can cut me, naw

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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

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Merida's Scottish Slang - “Never understood why acts at festivals shout ‘are you ready?’ aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes”

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