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Merida's Scottish Slang
Merida: why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they’ve had a SHET? Vanellope: it wasn’t me... Merida: well it was FOOKIN one of yu...


Merida's Scottish Slang
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur getting big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein


Merida's Scottish Slang
“The police came tae ma door and told me my dugs were chasing people on bikes ma dugs don't even have bikes”


Merida's Scottish Slang
“Never understood why acts at festivals shout ‘are you ready?’ aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes”


Merida's Scottish Slang
"Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus"


Merida's Scottish Slang
Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut


Merida's Scottish Slang
"maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I've been cutting about all day smelling like a fucking plate." effin perfect


Merida's Scottish Slang
"Imagine ye going for a nice meal n this wee cow starts her shite"


Merida's Scottish Slang
"But steel's heavyer than feathers…"


Merida's Scottish Slang
YE CANNAE BREAK TE LAWS OF PHYUSUCS JUM


Merida's Scottish Slang
Whit is it wae the auld yins who think they can cut in line when you’ve been waiting on the bus for an hour in baw changing weather but they show up a...


Merida's Scottish Slang
Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck


Merida's Scottish Slang