The joke really wouldn’t end if he actually got in. Instead, it would open up a can of worms that would make Cloud and Bayonetta’s inclusion seem like a tiny blip in comparison.

Man, I wish I had the patience and imagination to rewrite the entire Stuff Mart Rap to be themed around Smash leaks. The best I can come up with is making the last line about Master Chief. "Bungie! Bungie! Bungie-wungie-Bungie! Here we go, Bungie! Come on!"