Bowsette - Shocking truth and origins of shadow mario transformation

But on the more serious note, please, continue.

I'm starting to think the time Miyamoto said he was Bowser Jr's mother was to cover up the truth that is this.

… That, or Miyamoto was wearing the Super Crown himself when him and Bowser got together and made Bowser Jr.

(Yes, Miyamoto did say in an interview once that he was Bowser Jr's mother)