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babeasaurrrdddrones Follow captainsnoop i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a d--- move to have a proper team comp like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the pokemon you want! if you're happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then you're supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you're supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up you're like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle! and you throw out your geodude and they throw out a f------ gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you're a hiker and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case i'm gonna pull out my vulpix. like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks? this kid's a f------ a------! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a f----- Source: captainsnoop 22,786 notes

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Dude, you come up to me out of the blue, say some pithy one liner, start a fight without so much as asking if I want to, and proceed to knock me out and take my money if I lose;, and you think I'm the asshole?

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The real, REAL dick move of the Pokemon universe is that you are allowed to outnumber your opponents in Pokemon owned and that is considered a fair match, then they have to pay you actual money if they lose. That is like having to win 1 match against an opponent that has to win 2 in a competitive tourney. Like, get a real damn job and stop cheating the game of life, kid.

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