If the mods consider this to be too titillating (or just one rather, since that's all it takes), then so be it. Subjectivity is a bitch.

If there is a specific reason as to why this needs to be hidden, please ensure I get an email notification with a detailed reason for me to learn from. I haven't gotten those in a while.

There's so much thigh going on!

And being healthy is nice and all, but Dog Mom does look cute with that pudge she's got. Also, thank god for not knowing about sportsbras