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File 1309380682 ipg-(46 KB, 200x242, shoplifting21.jpg) □ Anonym o us 06/29/11 Med) 1 6:51:22 No. 3376411 03 Let's have a shoplifting thread Tell us your stories, your accomplishments, your tactics, and give a few of your fellow /b/rothers some hints on r----- the stores of their goodies □ Anonymous 06/29/11 (Med)16:53:01 No.337641379 CVS is my favorite target. No cameras. No mom and pop stores. Only major chains sS □ Anonymous 06/29/11 (Ned)16:53:43 No.337641492 >Be 10 Wanted Pokemon Cards >Too many people around >Kick somebody, while standing next to someone else, to make it look like he did it >They start shouting and s--- >Make a big scene >Shove 5 packages into my pocket Charizard Get >Best day ever □ Anonymous 06/29/11(Med)16:53:51 No.337641514 got a video card once... from wal-mart □ Anonymous 06/29/11 Med) 1 6:54:34 No. 337641 635 >old plastic target bag swalk into target fill bag with goods swalk out >fuckyea.jpg

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Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay
File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.
File: GIIKwhEXCAAjE71.jpg (64 KB, 1170x947) Grok ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:23:54 No.209255781 >>209255794 >>209255810 >>209255866 >>209255930 >>209255952 >>209255970 >>209256017 >>209257380 >>209257429 >>209257459 >>209257482 >>209257602 >>209258078>>209258320 >>209258648 >>209259493 >>209260187 >>209260806 >>209261627 >>209261645 >>209262273 >>209262321 >>209262469 >>209262667 >>209263222 >>209263364 POTTAH ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:24:41 No.209255794 >>209255781 (OP). DROPPED >> ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:52:59 No.209256351 >>209256415 >>209263985 How is this casting real. I thought /pol/ was just joking Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:43:53 No.209260041 ► >Harry was happily tucking into unseasoned boiled potatoes, glad to finally have some ballast in his stomach after years of neglect, when his scar began to ache. >He looked up at the teacher's table, where an incredibly handsome black man was staring at him. >Percy, who's that male model up there? >Oh, you mean Professor Snape? Yes, he is very good looking isn't he? He won a few male beauty pageants when he was younger. He teaches lotions. You know, coconut oil for your skin, that sort of thing. But what he really wants is to teach Defence Against the Tricknology of the Enemy. Everyone knows he's been after that position for years. Dumbledore just finds his position on the topic a little too...esoteric. ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)15:55:42 No.209262329 I thought Trump banned this sort of thing ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)16:45:43 No.209263026 File: aalyu.jpg (93 KB, 1198x855) RIS Raymond Gr Maria Lundströr FaceApp >You will live to experience another golden age of potter posting Thank you God ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 17:55:42 No.209263924 >zesty buck gets NTR'd by a hwite a---- Xisters...
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