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The virgin current /v/ The Chad 2011/v/ Will share cool videos with you o Synchtube Streams" Kung Pow with a tiny, silent, sped-up WebM Obsesses about identity politics Seriously hopes you guys don't do this Posts off-topic whenever he wants because the mods fear him Mocks deviantArt autism Has no original culture has to steal memes from Twitter. Board is literally slowing down and dying Thinks the problem with Reddit is double spacing Has it's own fun culture that you can't get anywhere else Thinks games are bad if they're not #1 on Steam Doesn't care about politics at all unless it's SOPA threatening to f--- with his Internet Board is at the height of it's popularity Tries to be as cynical as possible A--- vore Starts off-topic threads with "What are s obscure games some video games where" because he's scared of the mods Beat Reddit in Tribes Ascend with a furry tripfag and a BR with 140 ping into cult classics Actually f------ streams Kung Pow and even adds new music to the cow fight His best argument is "you eat soy" Cringes Galo Sengen plays wherever he goes. Thinks anything that isn't the latest mainstream trend is boomer s---, yet is obsessed with Party Rock Antherm False-flags all the time because he's scared to be honest Hates Reddit for using rage comics in the same way Wojak and Pepe are used now Enjoys things from any year and doesn't call you a grandpa for liking something from 2010

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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