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/Jokes 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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Posted to Reddit and then screenshot and posted to ifunny and all over the web, the joke centers around the concept that vampires are deterred by holy water, but the rains of africa have been blessed so they can't be blessed again when over europe.

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/Jokes 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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Posted to Reddit and then screenshot and posted to ifunny and all over the web, the joke centers around the concept that vampires are deterred by holy water, but the rains of africa have been blessed so they can't be blessed again when over europe.

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