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The Wizard Fox The Virgin Wolf The Chad Coyote Half of original living space ex- tirpated by humans Buttraped by furries too but not as much as the Wizard fox Not mainstream Only lives in North America, doesn't need humans or get cucked by them Liked by furries galore amongst furries Had to spread across the world in different subspecies in seek of love, never got it though Absolutely one of the weakest canines there is, only his Neckbeard cousin fennec is more pitiful than him Some of his ancestors got Stockholm Synd- rome and developed into dogs Always an unintelligent brute outsmarted by prey animals when he's a villain in kids' movies Is both smart and and a strong brute when he's a villain, e.g. in Barnyard His urine is so Chad it's used in hunting and making Idubbbz nauseous Hunting him is still a sport in some Always an unctuous conman in kids' movies when portrayed as a villain "lonely wolf" a periphrasis for being antisocial Has to be big and aggressive to cope Mauls little dogs and gives absolutely 0 f---- Probably speaks in Chad Southern accent

The Wizard Fox VS The Virgin Wolf VS The Chad Coyote by turakissa


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jan 12, 2019 at 02:18PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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wizard, virgin, chad, virgin vs chad, wizard vs virgin vs chad, turakissa, fox, wolf, furry, coyote, fennec, dog, canine, mammal, star fox

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