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Wow you really look beautiful Aw thank you! I'm very very very jealous of your date My date was myself but thanks lol Oh wow WELL I VOLUNTEER *buys private jet ticket, buys prom ticket*

mhm Awww.... Yesterday 6:50 PM Heh you're nice R how old are you? 1:05 AM Heh.... Oh, boy.... *takes a deep sigh and snuggles with you, whispering in your ear* 34.... Please.. Don't be upset... *holds you a little more to me* 6:06 AM R

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looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter.. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 15 Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now looks in shock* "why.. thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. I guess all women are the same now...." *sighs, then sadly blocks you before you can block me*

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Do you want to date me? No. Fine. I'll wait a hundred years if I have to. I'll be dead by then... Ah, okay *pries open your casket* you don't look too bad lifts you out carefully from the mahogany burial box* you need a shower *bathes you* all clean now ;) Gtfo this is sick. You need some milk to keep those bones healthy *unbuckles belt*

Hurtsp

*Kisses your supple bare breasts and areolas* runs fingers through hair* takes my hunting knife and saws off your d---, then forcibly feeds it to you and watches you choke to death on your own genitals, then disposed of your body in a heavily wooded area" Delivered Dude W--

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So cringy *looks down at my feet while l'm barely smiling* You likey? GOD NO Looks shocked and then hides face in my hands* Y.you don't like...it? Read 4:20 PM STOP IT iMessage

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Hi Hey who's this? Clears throat it's Brandon from class sweating profusely" Um I think you got the wrong number haha Looks down at the ground, twirling thumbs Shannon g-gave me your number That's cool but you have the wrong number. I'm a 25 year old man Cmonnnn it's Brandon from ECON. I asked Shannon for your number. Let's hangout hand itching to unzip pants Brandon you have the wrong number. I'm not a woman, I literally have a PiL Oh you poor, poor man No Yes

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