Creepy Asterisks

Creepy Asterisks

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Creepy Asterisks is the colloquial term for cringeworthy text messages wherein a person roleplays their actions by saying what they're doing between asterisk marks. The trope began growing popular online after the creation of a subreddit devoted to such text messages.

Origin

The practice likely started in Multi-user Dungeons / Domains and has been called "bounding asterisks."[5] On November 20th, 2016, the /r/creepyasterisks[1] subreddit was launched, which serves as a community for sharing screenshots of flirtatious and overtly sexual text messages with actions written between asterisks.

Precursor

Before a community emerged to explicitly mock such text messages, the practice of mocking people using asterisks to describe their actions had seen some use in memes. Most notably, the practice was mocked in memes like *Tips Fedora* and Notices Bulge / OwO What's This?


awwwww卜,nuzzles u back and pounces on u and notices your buldge" OwO whats this..? >>| hehe your a cutie x3 *flops beside 1,- u and nuzzles 0


Spread

As of January 22nd, 2019, the most popular post on the subreddit is a post by Th3GreenMan56[2] that gained over 65,000 points (shown below).


Hi Hey who's this? Clears throat it's Brandon from class sweating profusely" Um I think you got the wrong number haha Looks down at the ground, twirling thumbs Shannon g-gave me your number That's cool but you have the wrong number. I'm a 25 year old man Cmonnnn it's Brandon from ECON. I asked Shannon for your number. Let's hangout hand itching to unzip pants Brandon you have the wrong number. I'm not a woman, I literally have a PiL Oh you poor, poor man No Yes


Other popular posts on the subreddit include a post by bcoltharp that gained over 43,000 points (shown below, left) and a post by hurtsp that gained over 30,000 points (shown below, right).


So cringy *looks down at my feet while l'm barely smiling* You likey? GOD NO Looks shocked and then hides face in my hands* Y.you don't like...it? Read 4:20 PM STOP IT iMessage *Kisses your supple bare breasts and areolas* runs fingers through hair* takes my hunting knife and saws off your d---, then forcibly feeds it to you and watches you choke to death on your own genitals, then disposed of your body in a heavily wooded area" Delivered Dude W--

The practice was also mocked in articles on College Humor[3] and Mel.[4] In Mel's article, author Quinn Myers interviewed Sheri Wells-Jensen, a linguistics professor at Bowling Green State University. Wells-Jensen wrote, "It’s a lot of work to write, ‘I feel overwhelmed, and I’m not socially adept so I hope you’ll think kindly of my conversational attempt here,’ but if you could just say *blushes; shuffles feet*, that has an even chance of getting your point across with much less effort.” Other commenters stated the messages typically come from younger male anime fans, some of whom have confessed to being on the autism spectrum. The practice was defined as "Asteracting" on Urban Dictionary (shown below).


TOP DEFINITION asteract Also called bounding asterisks, it is the cyberpragmatic phenomenon of placing actions between asterisks in text. Kayla: Hey: Jason: Sup? 'sits down next to Kayla: What does the *mean? Jason: I'm asteracting;) #internetism #cyberpragmatic #asterisk bounding #asteract by Pandiecakes January 24, 2018

On January 19th, 2019, the subreddit/ /r/creepyasterisks was reviewed by PewDiePie, helping it gain widespread attention (shown below).



Various Examples


Do you want to date me? No. Fine. I'll wait a hundred years if I have to. I'll be dead by then... Ah, okay *pries open your casket* you don't look too bad lifts you out carefully from the mahogany burial box* you need a shower *bathes you* all clean now ;) Gtfo this is sick. You need some milk to keep those bones healthy *unbuckles belt* looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter.. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 15 Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now looks in shock* "why.. thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. I guess all women are the same now...." *sighs, then sadly blocks you before you can block me* Today 22:45 *sexual things* Stop *more sexual things* See you on Reddit Delivered iMessage HD ACTIVE NOW d How are beautiful good *starts getting hot and takes off my shirt and shape shifts into this *grins sexily and murmurs* Hello my Nubian Goddess. Yeah...No thanks. But...you're my d----- waifu. I'm gonna have to pass on this one. Now listen here Missy, I'm a great guy and I'm trying to complement you. *steps close and strokes your plump lower lip dominantly* Now you be good and listen. Gross Thu Fri Tgif:) Fri *blows air on the back of your neck then runs away before you turn around* 1:52 AM Yikes, I thought you liked me enough to talk to me. My mistake. BYE

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