GREAT! FINALLY A CHARACTER I CAN LOSE MY SHIT FOR-

(notices is fan-made)

still good tho.

Theoretical:

Smash Trailer.
Opens up to show two_fort, with most of the mercenaries all knocked out by DK. DK proudly pounds his chest. Sudeenly a voice calls out
"Did you forget about me?! Never, never make me angry!"
DK turns around and he is hit in the face by a minigun. The camera pans over.
TAGLINE: HEAVY REVOLUTIONIZES THE FIGHT