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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

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*can't stand boring sports game I wanted to... I forgot tho... Distractable Iknow I can be a little intense, Wanna go for a jog?'. Hypersexuauirky Oh uh... Sorry what?' Anon, I can give you space..." Passionate I just really like making art! I couldn't sleep, could I It looked really cute, I HAD to buy it! HI ANON HI HI HI! nap on your lap?' Sorry anon, i just lost track of time ..l forgot to eat, again.

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Angel GF I will personally keep you safe during the end days Fear not! I will let you feel as much of my O serenity as your body can One day I will show you true beauty withstand Would you like to meet YHWH? אדםבן עליה ברכות I'm sorry, your face is glowing. Would you like to hear my psalms? I wrote them myself. Would you like a blessing?

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Rail Enthusiast GF You stil like Thomas the Tank Engine? No,I don't mind. Let's go railfanning! Streamlined locos are so pretty. Look! It's a N&VWJ Class! Choo-choo! I found a cute little house we could put on the layout. Can you help me figure out this DCC stuff? I'll take the pictures.Just concentrate on keeping up with the train. I'Il try not to act like a foamer. I'd love for our wedding to be on a heritage railway. No, silly, that's a Deltic, not a Class 40 A new model train! Best anniversary gift ever! There's a train show in town next week.

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Jasmine GF I like the sun! Tunisian sevolution! Let's get married in Indonesia, Anon tool Want me to make you some tea My leaves aren't too big right Anon?

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eye love you so muchi you ean have some of my cheese, anon. oonly have eyefor you, anon.

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Solo Camper GF onsible and a great camper. loves to read interesting and random books. Y-you find my hair cute? you're a pretty weird guy, anon I love camping solo. but I guess it's even better with you around, anon likes to travel to distant and beautiful places I guess you could get a scooter too and ride with me be sure to put some warmers too, so you won't get cold anon let me cook you a real meal. *prefers off-season camping even if it's winter, for peace and quiet. looks timid but is actually stare... stop staring at me. very friendly. "loves dogs

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