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The Onion - Antifa Resistence Member Suffers From Existencial Crisis

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Greatnik

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Apr 11, 2019 at 12:58AM EDT

Wow, the onion has gone really down hill. Now they're just posting news.

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Crimson-Artist

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Apr 10, 2019 at 10:11PM EDT

>Implying antifa has the self awareness to realize they are serving the very people they seek to destroy.

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