Sonic the Hedgehog - Extra Fabulous

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he ate my fucking cabbages. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking pointy teeth out and he chewed on my fucking cabbage and he said his teeth were THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dentition, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my teeth look like. That's right baby, all ivory, no blades, no cavities, look at that it looks like a marble pavement! He ate my cabbages, so guess what? I'm gonna eat the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super devouring mouth! Except I'm not gonna eat the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm feasting on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I CONSUMED THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the Moon crumplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I dine on you too.

Was thinking the same thing.