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the virgin spy S THE CHAD SDY THE CHADDY Introduced in 1962 to add "balance and variety" to the "CHAD SPY vs CHAD SPY" formula-axed 3 years later by own creator Resurrected decades later out of pity by ghosting writer-artists Conceived in 1961 as a parody of Cold War political ideologies-has remained a flagship comic strip of MAD Magazine for over 58 years, without interruption Aliases: THE CHAD JOKE; THE CHAD IN BLACK THE CHAD DAGGER; THE CHAD IN WHITE Rightful main characters Relegated to a supporting character role Parents were too stupid to bother christening her at birth; Simply refered to as 'Lady' Boast lush parted hair, but prefer to don wide-brimmed hats for sun protection Wears hat to conceal receding hair line beloved by fans abhorred by fans Literally immortal and transcend space-time; respawn in one piece with impunity upon shedding mortal coil, however gruesome or disfiguring the death Proudly embrace thteo stealth-kill A mere incel mortal noses can be used to stealth-kill miscreants at a moment's notice Driven to breast augmentation out of faltering self esteem- came out $7,240 pooer Too obscure; has never seen the light of entertainment media Have premiered in several television skits and video games utilize crushing defeat as a Constantly farms the same CHAD spies out of fear of losing K/D ratio; an impulsive tryhard means to improve upon skills and craft; casual, but efficient entropy in the comic strip; Metaphorical representation of Yin and Yang: neither CHAD SPY is 'good' nor 'evil'; both are equivalently sadistic in methdololgy Obligate dependence on irtation and meddling; easily pwned by (virtually) any adversary that doesn't fall for her petty gimmicks Rarely forgoes sleeved oves-easily prone to Virtual one-men army, tactical badasses-skils are surpassed by meager few; can assuringly hold their own against adversaries beyond conventional rivalry Have never thought about wearing gloves- have once braved sub-zero temperatures bare handed; recognize the importance of dexterity over unnecessary chiq constant chafing Terrible at relationships-always murders would-be boyfriends Almost-nonexistent personality beyond bland gender sterotyping Have actual (however subtle) developed personalities Ladies' men; have had scores of relationships Mental state deteriorated in more contemporary editions of comic strip; became a sanguineous psychotic in order to stay relevant Personas have experienc little (if any) change between Doesn't have a best friend Envious of the Chad spies' bromance Secretly bestest buds (but no h--- Bonus: Dreary gray color palette permeates ENTIRE wardrobe $15.50 drey midi dress from local thrift shop Wobbly high heels impractical for anything but tiptoeing Fanbase' consists of raging perverts and the genuinely misinformed Command black and white attire $595.00 overcoats, 240-thread count Dress shoes perfect even for extreme acrobatics R&D-forged black shades w/ UV-DEFLECTION Dentures (the acme of CHAD SPY-liness) Rolemodels of politeness and chivalry-no reservations heldR&D-forged black shades A bad influence to young audiences-selfish; encourages-$289.99 prescription glasses-already replaced once of young and old seduction and lechery fanbase, representative $18.89 towel used as cape (currently in wash cycle) CHAD SPY rivals

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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One of the things that I liked about Spy vs Spy was that it's hard to tell who's going to win. Sometimes one does a surprise that we didn't see coming, but they still have the one with the clear plan win just enough that we can't be sure what will happen.

But with Gray, it's just "oh boy, I can't imagine who could possibly win this one." Few surprises

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