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![Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:24:08 No. 54) File: 20190619_032113.jpg (461 KB. 1838ygc08243879 108243969 >>108235514 (OP) Was it the same mace Kayley used to try to kill Ruber that he used to kill her father? 108244011108244015 >108282817 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:37:16 No.108243969 File: 20190619_032056.jpg (416 KB, 1616x997) >108243879 It would seem so. Like, it could be one that looks just like it, but years of being out on the lam probably means Ruber doesn't have much in the way of armor and weapons other than what he may have brought with him when he fled Camelot. This explains his need to create an mechanical army with pride. The barbarians he allies with are basically woodwose-like wild men, who wear the skins the animals as loincloths and that's about it. They probably have next to nothing of arms and armor (which explains the goofy guy with the fork who comes up next to the pit, before Ruber hands him a crossbow. The fork was probably all he had. The crossbow was probably pilfered from Lady Juliana's estate, as were much of the other weapons he used to combine with the wildmen. But Ruber needs the to create his own army with the potion he bought from some witches because he doesn't have the resources to actually finance one. 108244030 108282817 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:42:00 No.108244015 File: 20190619_033744.jpg (501 KB, 1908x947) 108243969 Which brings us back to the mace. It probably is the same one he used to kill Lionel. And what's more is it's hanging on the belt of the wildman holding Kayley, who steals it and uses it to attack Ruber. Ruber probably planted it there on purpose, knowing that Kayley would be tempted at the sight of the weapon that killed her father into a blind rage, just so Ruber to spin and grab it at the last second? Did he totally bait Kayley into letting him perform a stunt just to shock everyone? Is this some kind of 4D chess? >108244025 108244027108244080 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:44:09 No. 108244025 108244037 108244080 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:41:47 No.108244011 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:44:25 No.108244027 »108244030 >>108243969 Then riddle me this: how did he get his acme potion from the witches? >108244011 He paid in nature. >>108244011 He said he bought it. Sounds like some serious deep lore potential. 108244089 108244104>108244126108245627>108282817 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:51:46 No.108244089 File: 20190619 032132.jpg (163 KB, 857x663) Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:50:22 No.108244080 >108244104 >>108244011 >>108244027 He's short on cash. Remember he flees Camelot before Arthur can apportion the lands won from the unification war, which was obvs long and costly. Ruber is probably financially desperate, losing a disproportionate number men and resources in the war because of his love of battle. The king and other knights likely exploited this, which is the reason for Ruber's resentment. Hell, he probably got that twitch from the PTSD he sustained while everyone else stepped back and let him handle the bulk of the fighting. So he really *does need more land than everyone. So after he leaves Camelot, he probably spends his last bit of cash on a potion, driven to gamble on the trickery of some random witches because he can't hope to raise the funds to support a conventional army 108244080 S--- this is getting deep. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:53:39 No.108244104 108244138 108244161 108244451108282817 108244080 >108244089 So who are these people he hired? They started lining up to be turned into abominations, giving up all chances of a normal life and seemed pretty excited to be just tools for Ruber to use in his plan. I would even go so far as to say that's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)11:56:35 No.108244126 108244194 108244080 You don't need to guess. At the start of the movie Ruber outright says he put in more money into the war than everybody else, so he needs more than everybody else. »108244176108244188 108244192108282817 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:01:32 No.108244161 The twitch might be a result of severe head trauma, which would also explain the baldness and the weird shape of his head. 108244104 Jt doesn't matter who they are. What matters is their Seriously They're literal nobodies. When Arthur p d the land to his knights, who was apportioning And he couldn't raise a conventional army because Arthur was well-loved so he'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel for recruits. them from? Who owned/lived on the land that Arthur then gave doled out as spoils from his unification wars? It's these guys, who were then driven from the land by Arthur's knights in order to make room for working class guys wer 108244215108244235108244272108244305 108247781 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:06:15 No.108244194 108265049108282817 File: alex williams, lead animator.png (10 KB, 592x209) barbaric existence until Ruber found them, and promised them to return to them what Arthur had faken fre them if they joined him. m >We take Camelot from the corrupt! The rich! >The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... The people Camelot is yours. 7:56 PM (2 hours ago) Alex Williams H It was a deliberate effect -to give Ruber flashing eyes. It was controversial at the time and it took a good deal of trouble to get it through final check his lip curls and eye twitch part of his personality- a man on the edge Alex www.animationapprentice.org .. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:10:47 No.108244235 File: skull ethnicity.png (263 KB, 770x2800) 108244296 108249561 108256170 108262665 »*108282817 >108244126 I think that's more of an inference than being outright stated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qujWO8rrSjU [Embed] >The lands will be divided according to each person's needs. I need more than everyone! I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I felt you were running a charity >108244194 King Arthur confirm ed for dirty Support free enterprise! RUBER 2020 We also have a canonical explanation for the twitch ing. »108244323108244347 108282817 »108244338 >108244347 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:21:58 No.108244305 File: iam intrigued and wish t png (108 KB, 394x350) Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:24:25 No.108244323 File: 1558567487772.gif (1.66 MB, 384x360) >108244194 >according to each person's needs That's almost a word-for-word quote of Karl Marx. Then we have this line from the song earlier >No one shall be greater than all >108244305 >In short, Ruber did nothing wrong This is the conclusion this thread has been hurtling towards for some time isn't it? whic d when you consider Arthur is literally ruling as a king by PRECISELY In short, Ruber did nothing wrong. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed) 1 2:36:14 No.108244421 >108244358 >108244387108244421108244464108244480 108282817 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:27:04 No.108244347 108244439 108244347 Commies are by definition godless. This is all part of Arthur's cynical ploy to seize power by preying upon the superstitions of the masses. >108244323 >108244305 Except, you know, try to assassinate Arthur who is literally chosen by God, supposedly representing all that is good and right in the world. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed) 1 2 :40:46 No. 108244464 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed) 12:42:34 No.108244480 108244492 >»108244529108282817 108244494 >>108244347 >>108244358 108244347 No gods no masters, Barbarians f the world unite, you have everything to gain including chain arms >>108244387 >>108244397 >108244399 Arthur could've been a huge c--- tho. Even in the Bible, God literally chose Saul himself to be anointed, but that didn't stop him from from going insane and trying to murder people, nor did it stop the Philistines defeating him in his weakness Why can't Ruber think himself impelled by a similar avenging angel? I mean in Morte d'Arthur, Arthur literally commits mass infanticide to try to get rid of the baby Mordred. It's not like people don't have a point when they say he's not always the nicest guy 108244527 108244543 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:43:30 No.108244492 108244464 >Arthur could've been a huge c--- tho I'm not defending Arthur, I'm just saying that most people, especially in medieval and pre-medieval times, accept God as all that is good and right in the world, and if Arthur is God's chosen one then they'd follow him and see Ruber as evil for trying to assassinate him. Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:47:13 No.108244527 108244540 108244542 108244578 108282817 108244492 There's a huge tension there Saul has tried multiple times to murder David in cold blood. David heroically determines he must oppose Saul, but not to the point of striking him down. scripture tho - whether or not it is lawful to strike God's anointed, even when that person is evil. You have that in 1 Samuel 24:3-7, when David has the opportunity to kill Saul in the cave and get away with it, even tho 108245627 108282817 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)12:35:02 No.108262595 108262631 108262815 Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)12:55:28 No.108244578 File: 1558557117263.jpg (53 KB, 837x463) >108262580 >Ruber was fused with Excalibur when he "dies" his soul remains within the sword 108244527 Ruber probably failed a similar test. >lost the most in the war >financially desperate sacrificed everything so Arthur could build his new world when Arthur wields it, Ruber slowly takes over his mind, becoming Arthur Return the blade. Complete the circle. Now we are one. sustains head injuries, likely PTSD, develop a his signature twitch because 9f the trauma of the war. >Arthur refuses to grant him his share of lands, sees Ruber as damaged goods >Ruber grows bitter, resents Arthur But in his weakened mental state, cannot bring himself to parlay his righteous anger against Arthur into anything other than a destructive attempt to destroy him >the cost Ruber paid in the war corrupted him against Arthur, turning him into something even worse, to where he starts losing his humanity. Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)13:13:53 No.108262815 File: 1517442866287 jpg (25 KB, 250x250) 108262595 Exquisite Ruber has figured out how to make himself into a f------ Daemon Sword from arhammer. He's like Luci Truly a tragic figure. only a bigger inf re amusing in his antic monobro](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/514/692/5eb.png "Ruber did Nothing Wrong")
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