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Spinel

4021 Views • Created 4 years ago By Juki Nuki • Updated 3 years ago

Created By Juki Nuki • Updated 3 years ago

Thanks, satan

That one time the Satan offered to make Spinel real Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)16:53:42 No.111106960 File: im here to offer you a deal.jpg (24 KB, 390x498) 1117045»11175511110711911110715811116661111766 Hypotetical question: This handsome guys shows up and says >Hey bro, i heard you want that cute little pink clown or whatever to be real. >I can make that happen for you. >Im going to give you a list of 100 people you need to kill. >If you manage to kill all of them and bring me their souls.. she's yours. >lf you get caugh.. .well. .it's over. no clown and you lose your soul >What'd ya say? Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)16:59:01 No.111107055 File: here's your answer n-----.png (216 KB, 852x480) 111107084111107104 1111071241117313111107550 111107666 111107818 >>111106960 >What'd ya say? YOu RETTE MAVE THAT SPINEL READY YOU BETTER HAVE THAT SPINEL READY, BRO. Anonymous 11/03/19 (Sun)17:30:35 No.111107607 111107666 >>111107388 Rhombel is best gem after Channel and Spinel 111107681 >111107708111107735 111107748 »111107783111107797 111107834111107855 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:34:04 No.111107666 Let's make it happen. >111106960 >111107055 Let's make it happen. >>111107607 im ok with this opinion. 666 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:00:22 No.111107084 File: oof.png (938 KB, 1240x928) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:05:40 No.111109251 File: uhoh.png (86 KB, 417x234) honymons 1/ 03/19(Sun)17:36:25 No.111107708 old up gif (700 KB, 375x223) >>111107055 >>111107666 >Calls the devil a handsome guy >Offers a deal >THE DUBS >>111107666 IT'S HIM!! НЕ НAS ACСЕРТED THE DEAL CONFIRMED MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL IS THE ONLY WAY >Let's make it happen 666 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:27:40 No.111107550 File: djsa.png (1.83 MB, 1280x1488) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:37:27 No.111107735 File: FJSDKLFJpng (476 KB, 1280x719) >111107055 >100TH Guy is (You). >But if dying means someone will make spinel happy.. I'll do it. Good bye.. Spinel...i never got to meet you...be happy. Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:38:20 No.111107748 >>111107666 >>111107666 ОH NO 666 IT HAS BEGUN Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:13:13 No.111107313 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:39:30 No.111107766 File: 1568740166612.png (127 KB, 750x750) >>111107055 Post results and if I'm on the list, make it quick. 117818 >111106960 That list is composed of 100 other spinelfriends, you have to sacrifice their love to make her real. If that makes her real and makes you happy, I'll take the bullet Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:40:01 No.111107783 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)1 7:42:38 No.111107834 File: devil pepe gif (1,28 MB, 395x439) >111107666 This has to be a codefag or else Satan really is ITT >>111107666 AWAKEN 2 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:40:31 No.111107797 >>111107666 b-bruh...my mom always told me that satan Iurked this board but i never believed her... Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:47:09 No.111109949 >>111107666 Oh s--- 2 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:46:32 No.111109936 File: 1560493739899 png (722 KB, 408x452) ous 11/03/19(Sun)17:49: 10 No.111 107949 641098.jpg (360 KB, 710x508) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18:37:01 No.111108778 File: bekaer.gif (168 KB, 400x225) >111107666 >>111107666 666 >>111106960 >111107055 >>111107666 Hey guys what's going KESTING EASY WAS GOING TO BE A BIT HARDER THAN THOU GHT АAAAAAAAAAАAAAAAAAAAAAАННННННННН in this thre- Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18:37:08 No.111108781 File: 1568631169702.jpg (42 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)1 9:21 :53 No. 1111 09535 File: 1532220422755.png (125 KB, 500x506) >>111107666 >>111106960 >>111107055 >>111107666 guys I'm super scared right now Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)17:54:31 No.111108062 File: STAN IS HERE.png (359 KB, 860x728) >>111107666 SATAN IS ITFT BAHBAMUSIC STO Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18:03:48 No.111108243 File: ohno.png (107 KB, 299x369) >>111107666 >Satan himself confirms there's a way to make spinel real SATAN IS ITT Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18 40 29 No.111108817 File: fie.pog (420 KB, 720x536) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18:11:58 No.111108362 File: 5.jpg (16 KB, 225x225) 111108582 >>111107666 NOT SO FAST SATAN It's MY turn. And i reduce the number of Souls i need to aquire in 5! Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:00:43 No.111 109161 File: shake gif (373 KB, 480x270) 112 >>111107666 >>111106960 Satan, you're not playing fair. you know i would do anything for my dearest noodle.. *Sigh* alrigh...for Spinel. Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)18:50:43 No.111108984 File: ia ccept png (509 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:11:44 No.111109355 >111108817 111107666 You see i have a LITTLE leverage. You just do this little thing for me and then she's yours wedancewekisswesmoochwe go home happy >>111109312 >Satan is a SUfag AND a rhombelfag That would be f------ hilarious c'mooo00000000ooon! I AM JUSTS >> Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:08:23 No.111109291 >>111107666 Plotwist Spinel has been watching the whole time and knows all the horrible things you did. >She will be digusted and terrified of you forever. >>111107766 based self-less anon.. Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun) 19:08: 11 No.111109288 File: 1572818451122. png (384 KB, 750x750) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)1 9:04:08 No.111 1 09228 >>111109228 Not all spinels have to be good and happy, maybe satan's spinel Nol IAMJUSTSITTING HERE >>111107666 I don't want to hurt other people... Spinel wouldn't want that.. is a bad one that kills to pleasure her master. Would you deny her happiness? NO00 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:32:24 No.111109701 File: aaaaa png (1.78 MB, 899x918) >>111106960 111107055 >>111107666 >111109482 MOOOO00000000000000 O0000000DS!!II >> Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:09:26 No.111109: Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:02:31 No.596095 >596091 Kill 100 people to make Spinel real >Thread has about 100 active posters How long do you think it would take people to notice? 111109288 >even the devil has a spinel god f------ dammit it's not fair. рOOОО0000000О00 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:18:41 No.111109483 File: ha png (177 KB, 540x304) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:13:49 No. 111 1 09385 File: 1567950313320.png (123 KB, 490x440) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:00:28 No.111110 >111107666 666 take me. >>111109385 >111109355 >111107855 >>111107666 >>111109355 >111107855 The exact same dubs and both talk about the same thing. l cant even SATAN STOP MANIPULATING THE GETS YOU F--- Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:18:41 No.11 1109482 File: Deal jpg (320 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:26:59 No.111109624 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:19:45 No.111109501 File: YES.gif (306 KB, 220x220) >111109482 >>111107666 muh d---. >>111109482 yess...YES. >> Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:34:28 No.111109732 >>111109482 BRUH IT'S NO-NUT NOVEMBER Yes... DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS. YEEEEEEEEЕEEЕEЕЕЕЕЕESSSSSI!! Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)1 9:35:44 No. 1111 09757 File: ohfuck jpg (36 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:20:44 No.111109520 File: Spinevil.png (153 KB, 500x280) >>111109482 Begone wench, this is the 3rd day of No-nut I CANNOT LOSE BECAUSE OF YOU >>111109482 >Yes, sign that contract anon... do it for me BEGONE! Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:25:30 No.111 19592 File: yes jpg (88 KB, 912x317) >111109482 >111107666 Ok 'll do it i can't say Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:21:29 No.111109529 Itanon the spinel worshipper 11/03/19(Sun)19:36:45 No.11 1 1 09769 >>111109482 c'mon anon, don't you want us to be together forever?! 111109482 I sold my soul to her the first time I saw her. And now it's official! no to succubus spinel! Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:35:37 No.111109754 File: 300px-OhYeah,_It's All C(_).jpg (7 KB, 300x167) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:54:44 No.11111007 File: visible fear.png (209 KB, 500x369) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:37:10 No.111109773 >>111109482 >Potentially evil Spinel manipulating me into making possibly bad decisions Holy f------ s---, I didn't think you could make Spinel >>111109482 Satan. you're cheating. Using a succubus spinel >>111107666 >>111109482 On to o IS CHEATIIIIING! any better Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun) 1 9:38: 1 5 No.111109794 File: db6d80e6d 49fbb96074667722().jpg (42 KB, 512x505) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:38: 05 No.111109791 File: 1568002392464 png (130 KB, 490x440) >>111109482 >111106960 >>111109482 -i need more Oh, yeah. It's all coming together spinccubus fanart Thappy rmusic stop Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:43:52 No.111109893 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)19:56:24 No.111101 08 >>111109482 We're reaching levels of BASED that shouldn't even be possible! >>111109482 Mom, come pick me up Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:00:36 No.111110177 Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:07:27 No.11111 0289 File: Crusader.jpg (2.09 MB, 2560x1600) >>111109482 >"Come on Anon. Just sign right here and we'll be together forever." >"Geez Spinel, I'm not sure it's a good idea to do this" >"Didn't you say you'd do ANYTHING for your dearest noodle." >>111109482 Don't do it! It's a trap! " Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:11:39 No.111110383 File: wut png (12 KB, 202x184) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:00:47 No.11 1 1 1 0182 File: 157220029853.jpg (46 KB, 679x521) Anonymous 11/03/19(Sun)20:07:42 No.1111 10294 File: jek.png (150 KB, 469x350) >>111107666 >>111109482 Hey! Guys! what's going on in this th- >>111109482 >>111107666 The Devil is ITT and he has succubus spinels >111109482 What the f--- i love the devil now 2
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    15h My husband has dared me to snort some Toxic Waste sour candy and he'll give me $100 if I do it. He's gonna crush up the small candy disc for me and then yeah...only thing is is that I'm 6 months pregnant lol...I want the money cuz he gives me a $100 allowance every month and then this would be another $100 for the month.... should I do it or no? Lol Edit: I'm quite spoiled during the month and no $100 is not the only money I'm able to spend. We're sort of on a budget and me spending $300 on fastfood without asking was kind of not sticking to the budget when we were trying to fix up the house last year. Our budget is not as tight as it used to be like last year thanks to him getting a better job and a raise. It's just an extra bonus money that I get in my hand every month, it's not really necessary anymore now that we're not on a tight budget anymore but I'm not gonnal complain about it. If I asked for something usually he says yes. If I do the snorting candy part, I'll just be doing a lil bit, like the tip of my pinky amount, not the whole d thing, that would be insane, negligent, and would definitely affect the baby. 90 326 comments
    15h My husband has dared me to snort some Toxic Waste sour candy and he'll give me $100 if I do it. He's gonna crush up the small candy disc for me and then yeah...only thing is is that I'm 6 months pregnant lol...I want the money cuz he gives me a $100 allowance every month and then this would be another $100 for the month.... should I do it or no? Lol Edit: I'm quite spoiled during the month and no $100 is not the only money I'm able to spend. We're sort of on a budget and me spending $300 on fastfood without asking was kind of not sticking to the budget when we were trying to fix up the house last year. Our budget is not as tight as it used to be like last year thanks to him getting a better job and a raise. It's just an extra bonus money that I get in my hand every month, it's not really necessary anymore now that we're not on a tight budget anymore but I'm not gonnal complain about it. If I asked for something usually he says yes. If I do the snorting candy part, I'll just be doing a lil bit, like the tip of my pinky amount, not the whole d thing, that would be insane, negligent, and would definitely affect the baby. 90 326 comments
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    Anonymous member 7h A I wrote this to a senior employee of Roblox today. We are absolutely devastated how it is impacting our family. Dear You are the first person I found on LinkedIn who works for Roblox. I am a mother of a 11yr old boy in Australia and today I am writing to share with you that you and your employer are in the business of spoiling kids and family lives. Last week my son played Roblox for 11 hrs (after having played for 6/8/10) in the past few weeks. He did not pee, eat or sleep. Next day when we took his school laptop away he hit and kicked both me and my husband, wished that we died and left him alone, screamed at the top of his lungs, begged us, fell at our feet and cried his eyes out to get his screen back. When we said we need to negotiate a balance between his digital gaming time and other real activities he took to other screens in the house and watched you tubers playing roblox. He's obsessed and so are many other kids in our family and friends circle. It is heartbreaking to see what you guys have created and continue to build to make sure kids are attached like worms to it. Just to make money? Have you ever thought the impact you and your company are having on people's mental health and physical now. It is shameful. I implore you to respond to my message. 55 70 comments
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    What the actual...

    15h My husband has dared me to snort some Toxic Waste sour candy and he'll give me $100 if I do it. He's gonna crush up the small candy disc for me and then yeah...only thing is is that I'm 6 months pregnant lol...I want the money cuz he gives me a $100 allowance every month and then this would be another $100 for the month.... should I do it or no? Lol Edit: I'm quite spoiled during the month and no $100 is not the only money I'm able to spend. We're sort of on a budget and me spending $300 on fastfood without asking was kind of not sticking to the budget when we were trying to fix up the house last year. Our budget is not as tight as it used to be like last year thanks to him getting a better job and a raise. It's just an extra bonus money that I get in my hand every month, it's not really necessary anymore now that we're not on a tight budget anymore but I'm not gonna complain about it. If I asked for something usually he says yes. If I do the snorting candy part, I'll just be doing a lil bit, like the tip of my pinky amount, not the whole damn thing, that would be insane, negligent, and would definitely affect the baby. 90 326 comments
    15h My husband has dared me to snort some Toxic Waste sour candy and he'll give me $100 if I do it. He's gonna crush up the small candy disc for me and then yeah...only thing is is that I'm 6 months pregnant lol...I want the money cuz he gives me a $100 allowance every month and then this would be another $100 for the month.... should I do it or no? Lol Edit: I'm quite spoiled during the month and no $100 is not the only money I'm able to spend. We're sort of on a budget and me spending $300 on fastfood without asking was kind of not sticking to the budget when we were trying to fix up the house last year. Our budget is not as tight as it used to be like last year thanks to him getting a better job and a raise. It's just an extra bonus money that I get in my hand every month, it's not really necessary anymore now that we're not on a tight budget anymore but I'm not gonna complain about it. If I asked for something usually he says yes. If I do the snorting candy part, I'll just be doing a lil bit, like the tip of my pinky amount, not the whole damn thing, that would be insane, negligent, and would definitely affect the baby. 90 326 comments
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    15m b Hi FTM here! I have a 3 week old we were feeding the first two weeks but we just switch to goats milk with b t milk here and there! My baby boy keeps being super fussy after he eats he takes 4 oz and will sleep maybe 3 mins then wake up screaming! I know it's either gas of reflux or possibly this formula but I need advice on how to help relieve his gas or what I can give him bring so young. He will arch his head and back like it's gas but I'm so lost I don't know what to do! Also if you use goats milk what brand do you use! microingredients GOAT MILK GMO free POWDER premium - farm direct soy free gluten free 2 lb (907 g) Powder Nutrition Facts Directions Calories 35 to Me Distibuted
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    I blocked my step daughter. Anyone else dealt with disrespectful manipulative step children? Seems harsh but I am no longer tolerating disrespect and her causing issues between me and her father. She always acts like the grass is greener elsewhere, now she has to deal with her mother and her boyfriend of the week. ney I am sorry about what I uiu Call talk to my dad? Do you really think sorry is enough? You continue to disrespect me in MY house in front of MY children. Until you can learn to respect me no you can't speak to your father. We are a team and your manipulation will no longer work in separating my household. Sorry is not enough try again in a couple weeks. When you have had enough time to think about what you do. Read 11:33 PM Please :( I have no one to talk to Eric is drunk and screaming at mom. I feel scared here I am sorry and will never disrespect you again. You know the situation you were in at your mom's. But you still choose to disrespect me, roll your eyes constantly, go to bed whenever you feel like it. To complain to your dad that I treat you differently? Knowing the issues you would cause? Sorry like I said try again in a few weeks. I will also be blocking your number. Delivered
    I blocked my step daughter. Anyone else dealt with disrespectful manipulative step children? Seems harsh but I am no longer tolerating disrespect and her causing issues between me and her father. She always acts like the grass is greener elsewhere, now she has to deal with her mother and her boyfriend of the week. ney I am sorry about what I uiu Call talk to my dad? Do you really think sorry is enough? You continue to disrespect me in MY house in front of MY children. Until you can learn to respect me no you can't speak to your father. We are a team and your manipulation will no longer work in separating my household. Sorry is not enough try again in a couple weeks. When you have had enough time to think about what you do. Read 11:33 PM Please :( I have no one to talk to Eric is drunk and screaming at mom. I feel scared here I am sorry and will never disrespect you again. You know the situation you were in at your mom's. But you still choose to disrespect me, roll your eyes constantly, go to bed whenever you feel like it. To complain to your dad that I treat you differently? Knowing the issues you would cause? Sorry like I said try again in a few weeks. I will also be blocking your number. Delivered
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    F This is maybe a very controversial question...but do you ever leave your kids alone once they're asleep? We have zero "village" no parents/siblings close, or friends we can switch off with. We've been paying a babysitter $20/hour, which generally averages out to $100/night or so to come over and literally sit on our couch while our son sleeps. He goes to bed at 7:45pm and sleeps through the night every single night/has no idea we've even left. When we do this, we're places anywhere 5-20 minutes from our home (not far). We also have a nanit camera that we can see and HEAR - it's literally like a baby monitor on my phone- wherever we're at. So...are we crazy for paying for a sitter to sit in our couch and do nothing? At this point it seems crazy it's been 10+ times and over $1,000 for literally nothing. Does anyone just take the monitor and go 5 min down the road? Looking for real opinions here- our baby (17 months) is our entire life and I'll do/spend any amount for him to be safe- but the amount we've spent for someone to sit around when *we're so close to home* seems kinda silly. Like Comment Copy
    F This is maybe a very controversial question...but do you ever leave your kids alone once they're asleep? We have zero "village" no parents/siblings close, or friends we can switch off with. We've been paying a babysitter $20/hour, which generally averages out to $100/night or so to come over and literally sit on our couch while our son sleeps. He goes to bed at 7:45pm and sleeps through the night every single night/has no idea we've even left. When we do this, we're places anywhere 5-20 minutes from our home (not far). We also have a nanit camera that we can see and HEAR - it's literally like a baby monitor on my phone- wherever we're at. So...are we crazy for paying for a sitter to sit in our couch and do nothing? At this point it seems crazy it's been 10+ times and over $1,000 for literally nothing. Does anyone just take the monitor and go 5 min down the road? Looking for real opinions here- our baby (17 months) is our entire life and I'll do/spend any amount for him to be safe- but the amount we've spent for someone to sit around when *we're so close to home* seems kinda silly. Like Comment Copy
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    Anonymous member 2h 8 Should I be concerned? My child who is five came up to me crying bc they said Jesus said he was going to kill them. And this was a thought in their head. I told my child that wasn't God saying that to them and to pray to keep those evil thoughts away. That was the first thing I thought to say in that moment. But is this thought something I should be concerned about. How should I approach this? They are fine now. They prayed (which was so cute) and all is good but they were really sad and crying. 7 31 comments ✓ Like Comment Send
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    Poor kid

    Anonymous member ⚫4h How do I tell my 11yr old daughter she's not a good singer? She's not the world's worst and probably wouldn't clear out a karaoke bar and her friend's might clap but that would be it. I don't want to hurt her feelings but she's not taking my gentle hints of... That's not your best talent or something like that ✓ Like 82 ☐ Comment Send
    Anonymous member ⚫4h How do I tell my 11yr old daughter she's not a good singer? She's not the world's worst and probably wouldn't clear out a karaoke bar and her friend's might clap but that would be it. I don't want to hurt her feelings but she's not taking my gentle hints of... That's not your best talent or something like that ✓ Like 82 ☐ Comment Send
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    Sigh

    18:54 In The Know 4h. 28 Pediatrician needed! I'm looking for a newborn pediatrician who is open to modified vaccine schedules and is accepting new patients. Thanks! ✓ Like Q Comment 5 Top comments ✓ Send If you decide to opt out of vaccines completely, in 's amazing! All he sees now are vaccine injured kids :( 2h Like Reply this is the 4 dumbest, most uneducated thing I've ever seen in this group. 1h Like Reply Write a reply... 8
    18:54 In The Know 4h. 28 Pediatrician needed! I'm looking for a newborn pediatrician who is open to modified vaccine schedules and is accepting new patients. Thanks! ✓ Like Q Comment 5 Top comments ✓ Send If you decide to opt out of vaccines completely, in 's amazing! All he sees now are vaccine injured kids :( 2h Like Reply this is the 4 dumbest, most uneducated thing I've ever seen in this group. 1h Like Reply Write a reply... 8
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