Ugly Bastard - The UGLIEST SMELLIEST FATTEST SON OF A by tg_weaver

“So my name is Benji Montano. You might know me from ‘Rampaging Ulgy Orcs Ravage the Elf Village.’ That was my real breakout role.
“People don’t realize, sometimes, that even in hardcore porn, we still have to maintain a friendly and professional work environment.
“We all get along pretty well backstage. I met Gil Silverlocke, by best friend, twelve years ago while shooting ‘Elf Lover NTR – Defiled by Disgusting Pig!!’ Gil’s outta the game now, of course. He got married a couple of years ago.
Me, well, me and Jeanette are gettin’ engaged. We haven’t set a date yet, but she still does my makeup on almost every shoot these days.”

I made some small edits for readability’s sake, but that’s pretty much it.

Dude's getting married, so "congratulations" is the customary response.