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screaming child in the woods caption as how it was as an ancient egyptian rolling in their tomb while furry artists draw anubis with g---------

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Nedhitis

Jan 28, 2020 at 05:40PM EST

Whoever made this one clearly knows very little of Ancient Egyptians. Otherwise, they would know that Anubis and a damn lot of other deities worshipped were already drawn with giant cocks from the start, and oftentimes with more than just one cock, added to twelve-pack abs. Oh, and Hebrew mythology is not too different on this regard either. Just look up "Azazel" and you will get why pretty quick.

They did not stick to just drawings either: they would go as far as making statues of these deities. Yes, big statues with big, potruding cocks on them. Furries are fucking casuals compared to Ancient artists, man.

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