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EtS fine." e t at hint but, you dmow, as_ fone. And d r to gaad reatan, SoI Sad t he, "wes, y nen diti" ond she tears, S. a I hove to conFrt heri whith il anetying, mt meanuhile, theres borst te . Se may les wi yin and hat with He frin, hah? An Hgn apeingido again end skt f trt* Cha i And as I karing, I ta,'s iit int * B.r y Igeras god hing g non uN an orgen Pe! [rnat] what happeand te the gn? Oay why aut t ltave te cody t predesmes! Okey! . fomeral, sir, for y metr, Cony 3 a bt t .v that lady Jut, the the ent, whha, now I . Arat, As y a g, hah? Life, ht? Goes by, d ty. 0 lo-g , I whed her de A Ta a e, ben gratip Tur wai!NO, t aad, lés ma jwt say ho ing ita o la Tom wih y 30, serausly, if you wutid a rd her fase ferrar fraden an mask t tndns hamer and ag 0as y Mem w thets adhet, son what? dt e Mom, y qof d?a! Men?N? Nethyte cantribatel KnAR MLP f m. Can ' p. No? Y s I Mton, I dt wanda tntn you mS ts euity into a cold't e lesed, de ue!Tamie! P cal & Turday Mem, whot thik of dy tatine for 'had gae, They lomedy Heses Menger, I pefamek 1lra Abert Bres. F nents Schval telat show. Thur , ca 3tere wa! i , th t insenithats the je th cen fm wng ting 1 She was gompane ur, Se,s t g Lf lessns that al stemd onie b to erythng being Faalt. Bat Hhen, n the dy of t t e hed 3e lert 'me Now thats a god SHy about y ether. 1 ni u bor its gd stary, rt? I 'stalt it from a of ** a para when Hhey de." Bat s thats t la 3. B abut e biy gnte bet tnagh 775ir s hard. Wh a yavre And in TV, Fle cest y shoag eopit t, cat with hn epng uts, dIth Hot pat mt be You an be and fly ta hnsas. Yo need to kit de der and wer ami at any mant. thty mght sumprse go feali wnderfal. I mept wa for Hat, preot t ea thenet he iNt the oton to sat be4 feard, salw , yo. Le yort Met t ant .lithe bter. Evtn nw,s find self wastng. HeyMe, Kns if - Move me Cot abat me dug ste leerd Cand *uiki bLr. M, mker net g s a that d night. She went claving nd fighfing ond thrshing,"hence the ase I was hate wh h these lsst mneant thes weR tuly herifing, ful of nangal Strea and crits, bat rhe mothes and te fe. srng][merns gaipinT If youd sece her, I swear yd the an thing you be hy about ight noe ths ntant ef serage calin whea sha .tion reom. "Hel. thet. Yau art 30ppataint,st aneptance and the sinpie recegaition of ansther pena in the a fersan. A I ser y." Lt ne tll po, its a I s g." t e 1t she so 's Se you Net a Statemet ft r w b fel S4 ars d that fe e faat e n o Ch your nathn ss vea It t ien that hat's the thin yde bee ng the y thing you wd along, to be s ten, Andit dosat Feel t wt gef in Sut for I see you." O 7 fon ting er abt how 5 t ber deun, and bat h * Ie anan H Swipe t with a one ther ws a burden ana an imbere at-all that I wa tady fer. I was net ready See Ite s bt o t lfestive Lady-happer. How I nuh and Mement of c indit. Mobeaw ateat conneate. R vas a magte was n ut that hes earnt fina of aim. She was peey eat of i ot the d o.Lt jyou t hait the reatof the wid feld, butI maw teaty whe yu ." Tats the 40s, 3 my be it's dbto y ahte t aything. Bacsk n af tir Etho finds ~ time, a fom ad me, "Heym yu ane ta eeiaade whern the harst h te gre EH pę tuk show was maing. statenant about the the inn coter, bt in the stets of Et, tthe Ceffee caps mag. W that btrause P SHt so stnd, I ww, of Same mamint in Eakirely :fhive ways? d sdit hait He heart to be, , "Na, ma, same te Rple co exPrenit the Ad h that cafhe tup. Mabe wee r7tr aifim nte every ttte thay. Mabe when samne says, I see you it jat means, "I sre you." Then again, its pessibir she wasat tven the to me buaase, me, bat, hoarstHy, she way s for gonr at that foint, who ns wt she Aater bat he coalt get y steres te carry it or ay het hnto sktds. 3 Father, teer t froe Mary, dewked he weld t Jhand for i besmrchaat of his remer, te dad Be Pi t dova He unte te faper this letr, sing y whe ditat like hs be, waldchalge to a duly any oe i te mnd. He's erem pacrs, nen shh Jark ream Want t think sht was tulsby te T- n haet, se wt T leningg at . Was ing he wo you t Man ? Not saying, ? stoping mn? Ne rimshat the? Gud, whateer Ih poying yo, iti t* S le t poot e. Thee was nebady eue in Mach. Maybe she . en ytars ago of injn sustainet daing 1e Shupil. Dod spent hs entt w ns toek otof o .Gestan Ee,"UAi se he died n d whe diet ino The wale thing wa (m84rtview and 3. be demd satsfaction in the ffor. They mrt at d bashed his ad Butternt Horttman. M ierling mether gave the sulegy. M, e Nfe I never heard her a t Jord to the batshit a he ws K Maatana) whe wa theng tt bat, net loming whi he for aot S Fro-o Semp roet was ging tipped boer to hare semethag Shw for brng the Jen ef ww no.* "M, hasband dadnt edrpthng s w* I dt N Be, and teything warlt s w that. Alayer she foit b tuS he Kind of Hay yoe sua e say e a a r herita, elaud it with ipping debt, whakisa pretty shif, thing to Jait ak , at La dd, ant Hat he tat Fitend ing au ker fany y and re te home. Aaybe thats what st mmt tything Maybe Mon t of these sLats ? " t play,] Yeah, but t new whee fny king Iaset playa] Tho 1 Let's how stt M Man3 Sa , Ih a Sang td . A Irast fomm Ter, tve qoai on Jac Cord mias. Hty, m, when I say s0ntbing to my Men, Japive oxplasion of ether 'fit a caffin! Thats an exmple of. • Caikt! [sat playi] Ready for nt mait? Lout one. whel's m lkran bewn bev matYher at 4 coogh d the the differmu betwen a fint yor H, W 4:fem botweee met d bumck of eer e ? ts conNd in baskt, the other 8t bid in moe, Betine Bet-? 0 o dty sead the Yo mat o bhng bitch. You w : it! [ gp) [m ] Yeah ht hat a lelele to, for with Hat one That ne mgkúc beta a lrite kon y a fro ef an huge biteh" for the hse sho with her ju clu in the Sorry Mother. hag titch- dond Yo new, the firat ime I ever perfermed aadinnce 1t actnally ua, w, th She used and now seit ad myiL a and ethaitally insasitat vauderile routines, ond the i finait was alys u stody, b the walll for WH complekly heiFink of both my pant, tha his manat groe, t memt 0-ethng We ndsted ch ather in a uay. Me i my Man nt Dd. as suw o we a v, we dit diratand h ther. H ther, he atw what its Fr feel your antin life ng The Lallipag sang [organ playing Tm] Thesu fatis, thy wet ally Samething. There wst fartie. He'a loc imunt in Ja benutiFal ant sad. Dad hated "He WES to Be fourn Sctcnir hat, nd Uatck in awe, as the yrl sprble womn he mati. teok Flight. And as a childe . And Sht feagitd that 1uadostoed kd Qad A three s d a y ly e you co in Eat angtg] Leimosizal plng, Bat then agan t not Met, youe drauang hted eAr afus s jmal, and stepid, and perty- I actmaly hada ear-dioth experience reubtly. 4 st-r , thest at, bief instones, Xa hw n Save ehck ather, bat there wos undustonting thet we were all Zwing togethin AdI would Ber to hiak thi wt She whc t in the hespital and he said, "1 ste you." You Ensw, the weine y obent both yo parenti tting dead is it mtons that youre next. I man, you aw, obvily ts nat Exr the a weiHst for Aying Ag Cosid set ton mat advirturous, and end, and farging. But masis over b .Dapchetti teen at any meat And you weald thi that ning Hat wd noui us Starts, I' on tha new sho Philbert. Ih Philbut. Stoe of the show. It hasa't Com art yet , but its slandy ing En ati. 0, speay ot buit En sppesed te anymet. Thin'sa in then Smktra, about y A bta to s. ma funtido, Le dosint Mo 1 was fallg off tht building ad 1°nt i fat dl The lest thing Ht Stapi bain coAd cent ug befare S ded?"W what Manaing even Ylt, A , y at I therght, t a vinditate Kin for the s----- he er A warti fe haybe it ,1 deni ana I Satty bef se did, lodd batl, timember whe I wes. Aad ot caat, 2 deod. The last Lveriati I e wiet "rieyI wan to be Sy. M, An, tn read it, becose wa becae the, ceald imag their pe d n- sam r alert for Me stm i * "Hwsin Arumdif yout sell ema poww thenyt it. Aaga the herse tria Vain her, . C thk, the here is seal4s, f when the men says shet mesig to Califoraia, Oli de th her And the netw (eall jid Hhe rhanger Is Oliv gant fo ?" ad tht way hme, geing :dts fo Mr. T, IF, and the Casthal mens heet woy of tar d ger L cars Piered ker he4 OlivS mother hata felapa and ha bak te hab, Sa Ot:wa had te hikchh.ne Cast ofStomp of conx, thets what hafpend BrcE a yes t d t ret hett OlL n the Sh You cont have hppy g .P ot reall, becande,if everyaaes happyihe sher ed be aver,d abv AN dse, the Mare eal then that Yeu areer gi hoppy ead , Ceuse then) alays Mae Shiw E gus untl Pre . t Jen codat even to riet whe neuy? sh left a istraty for what she Show has ta p Thens show hat can tel Hasin' Arerd dumi, or bod, or unitalitis, t Kan funy that h ting Fameras aboot m 014 TV Shor Or meir Jhe Mancat in Hg ILV when abe lasuid tme, and. T-C-U""I-Ste-y ou." Jeaus Chk, we wet in He intasin en uni She was jst "tading dnthing na foro Qu Thi wo at he KA the B evn k mt. In yoar se t hat was yes! [tnhalesI hare this fred. gt sla Sfst met he, hr det ant laser, a d tat ahe did ndest ak M Sa etet, be t b v eVEn Ld her father. It mids t t me, becaals I wt e fate fun of tot aow, hapin at i w t better, and nerer did. It had All the ight fiu, bur itst - cen qut Fhe tee imer Ad whu it g rn At thati hat leting apt u . I he Berher." Sly you realite yeal ne hiv the d celatiahip weshed, on as lang Hay west al.et, tr Pang youd ner t , part of you, He stuppidt gobdam part y w Stl helding to Mat chanse. Aat *Bat I leent heat ditit eien calte dat ttut chanse Wet away M. eth MAw I W Wen No qaint beating to be seen. Is this Funeml Parlor B?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/789/634/e1f.jpg "A handwritten poster of Free Churro’s monologue for my girlfriend’s birthday. | /r/BoJackHorseman")
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