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penny-anna AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people's lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it'll net her a baby. she hasn't got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she's doing pretty well for herself. penny-anna 1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she's like 'no you don't understand. I Am Not Nice. I'm doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don't get it' 2) I'm starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there's no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.' problematicfan Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, "bard, hold my earrings." penny-anna Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises Geralt: um Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs. Geralt: I don't think this is how the law of surprise works penny-anna Jaskier: Geralt's child surprise is a princess so l'd say she's worth at least 20 dogs Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15. Geralt: no. Jaskier: but Geralt... so many puppies Geralt Source: penny-anna 35,755 notes

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Yet again! Producers pulled "Well the charts say.. we got make it marketable for GLOBAL MARKET." instead of letting writers and directors do their OWN DAMN JOB Many Such cases https://kotaku.com/the-witcher-season-3-plot-henry-cavill-geralt-netflix-1850701330
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