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mia vicino-pitt @BRATPITT robert pattinson pasta story has been the only thing on my mind for the past 30 minutes and the only thing that will be on my mind for the next 30 hours One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box of cornflakes. ("I went to the shop, and they didn't sell breaderumbs. I'm like, 'Oh, f--- it! I'm just getting cornflakes. That's basically the same s---.") Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, "pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your One (1) incredibly large novelty lighter. ("I always liked the idea of doing a little flambé, like the brand name, with kind of burnt ends at the top.") hand?" Nine (9) packs of presliced cheese. ("I got, like, nine packs of presliced cheese.") He says he went so far as to design a prototype that involved the use of a panini press, and then, he says, he went even further, setting up a meeting with Los Angeles restaurant royalty Lele Massimini, the cofounder of Sauce. (Like a tomato sauce? "Just any sauce.") Sugarfish and proprietor of the Santa Monica pasta restaurant Uovo. "And I told him my business plan," Pattinson recalls, "and his facial expression didn't even change afterwards. Let alone acknowledge what my plan was. He puts on latex gloves. He pulls out some sugar and some aluminum foil and makes a bed, a kind of hollowed-out sphere, with the foil. He holds up a box of penne pasta that he had in the house. "All right," Pattinson says. "So There was absolutely no sign of anything from him, literally. And so it kind The little pillow now mostly built, he pours more sugar on top of it and then produces the top half of a bun, which he hollows out, places it on top of the He puts the aluminum sphere, the little pillow, into what he thinks is an oven and I think is a microwave. He attempts to turn it on. "I actually knew rest of whatever the hell this thing is, and.begins burning the top of the how to do this before," he tells me. "I literally did this yesterday. And now bun with the giant novelty lighter. "T'm just gonna do the initials." it's just impossible. It's going to look like I can't cook at all." "You look like you're cooking meth," I say, because he does. He fumbles at some more buttons. "Oh, oh, oh," he says, excitedly now. "A thousand watts, there you go." "I'm really trying to sell this company. I'm doing this for my brand." Proudly he is walking back toward the counter that his phone is on when, At this point, he accidentally ignites one of his latex gloves, which promptly behind him, a lightning bolt erupts from the oven/microwave, and melts onto his palm. He yells in pain. Then he gingerly holds up the finished product: some approximation of a P, followed by a C, for Piecolini Cuscino, burned into the top of a hamburger bun. Pattinson ducks like someone outside has opened fire. He's giggling and crouching as the oven throws off stray flickers of light and sound. 10:14 AM · May 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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