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File 1281729005 ipg-(12 KB, 242x238, 1281622206139s.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/13/10(Fri)15:50 No.701 78XXX >At a track meet >Chilling out on bleachers, waiting for my race >Cute girls in skimpy track uniforms EVERYWHERE. >A group of them are on the field stretching CAMELTOE SPOTTED >Begin thinking naughty thoughts Massive boner is hidden by roomy track pants "HEY ANON WE CANT FIND JOE YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIS SPOT." >Slip Mr. Johnson into my waistband as I stand up >Solid Snake my way >Take pants off, am now only wearing bright yellow short-shorts >Walk quickly to my blocks >Bend over to hide the massive bulge >THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS AT HAND across the field >Race starts >Boner immediately frees itself >Begins bouncing and waving dramatically >A loud slap can be heard each time it hits my thigh >THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE >It begins spinning as we round the corner >D---: "DONT WORRY BUDDY, IVE GOT YOUR BACK." HELICOPTER MODE: ENGAGED >D--- propels me into first H-------- I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO >Beat the black kids >Receive prophetic vision of one day creating a helicopter made of d---- >Still have to walk all the way back across the field to the starting line to retrieve my pants >Let my boner shamelessly protrude AND NOT A SINGLE F--- WAS GIVEN

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Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.

$Anonymous entire friend group got BTFO'd 570 KB JPG 03/26/25(Wed)12:35:14 No.80761923 >have same group of friends since middle school >we all go to the same university >in our first year a new guy starts hanging out with the group >seems really funny and sociable at first >turns out all he really does is talk s--- about people, pull "pranks" that are really just mean, and be an all-around a------ >he really starts to get on my nerves within a few months >notice my friends are starting to act more like him, overall dickishness is widespread >talk to the rest of my friends and say i think the guy is an a------ >"bro relax it's just fun, there's nothing wrong with it" >ifyousayso.png >by sophomore year the entire group is just constantly annoying >sending videos to the group chat of them yelling at drive thru workers and making fun of random people on campus >one guy gets in deep s--- for calling his teacher a n-----, got heard and almost lost his scholarship >talk to the group again >"dude quit being such a p----, you're just killing the vibe" etc >by junior year i hate basically all my friends >slowly just stop hanging out with them >lonely but i don't feel like s--- anymore lol >by graduation (last year) i don't talk to any of them >none of them graduate with me >find out last week that the entire group fractured when they found out that the guy was f------ one of my friend's gf >half of them knew and just thought it was funny >3 of my friends haven't even graduated yet because they skipped so much class >the a------ guy graduates this semester and already has a job with his daddy's business i feel like i watched a train wreck happen in slow motion, didn't things were that bad but h--------$