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Sam Sykes O @SamSykesSwears Tired: Half-Orcs with tragic origin stories steeped in violence. Wired: Half-Orcs with embarrassingly doting human and orc parents who make terrible jokes and always send them to the dungeon with a box of food. 6O I HEAR YOU'RE GOING TO THE FROST TOM86 OF JARL GROKKA. YEAH, HE'S BEEN CAUSING TROUBLE FOR TOWNS-- AND JUST LIKE THATP YOU'RE NOT TO TAKE GOING A COAT TO A COLD PLACE LIKE THAT? MA, WE HAVE POTIONS. LEAVE HIMALONE HRATHKA THE BOY HAG POTIONG WHY LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY? IT'S NOT LIKE I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU OR ANYTHING. FINE, DO AS YOU LIKE, SEE IF I CARE. UM, WE HAVE POTI I KNOW.

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Imagine him meeting with some sheltered priest, paladin or someone like that:
-So, you're a half-orc?
-Yep
-I'm so sorry for you. I'm sure it must be hard to live as a offspring of such union
-…what?
-A-apologies if I insulted you. I just wanted to say that I can understand you, for you see, I was also conceived by a rape…
-What the hell are you talking about? My parents are happily married!
-e…eh?

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