Distracted Boyfriend - Discard ballistics, acquire Hot Asian Wife™

!I͠ ̷͘C҉͜A̴̢N͏̷͟'T̵͞ ҉́͝F̴̡͟U͝C͘͢K̕͝Į͝͞N̸G ̕͞T́͘A̸̢KE͝ ́͡I͟T̴̸ ͘A͡͠Ǹ͟Y̴M̷̕͡O҉R̴É̴!̷̛́ ͟͟Ţ͘͞H̛E͜ C̀H̵̕͜I̵͡N̴͢E̡͟͠S͏̨̕E̢ ̵Ş̴Ĺ͢U̡T̡ ̸̴̨W̢͡AS͟ ̴͏BAD͘͝ ͝E͡N҉͜O͠͠U̶G̷͠͠H̀҉͠, ̨̨B̀͟U̕͟T͏͜ ́̕T̴́H͏E̶̴R̵͞È ̸͠H̴̨̕A̶̢D̕ ̷T́O ҉B̷͟͠E̛͏ ͡͏A̷͝ ̵̀BL͟͝͠Ơ͜ND̛Ȩ̵͞ ̀̀A̷̕Ì͢R̸H͢͠͠E̢͘A͞D̨̡ ͏͝T͝͝OO͟?̷̢ C͢͏̵URS͘E͡ YO̕͟͠U̶̸͠ ͟L̀ĘƠ̴N̸̛, Y͡OU̷҉́ ͏A̸̶T́͜TR̨͟͟A҉CT̢͏IV͜҉E̡̨҉ ̸͢CH͜A̛͞R̢͝͏Í̷S̷M̴̨͝AT̴̀I̷C B̕A̛Ş̶̡TA҉͢RD͠҉̴!́ ̸̢͡C͡Ą́N҉̶̢'̨̕T̕͢ ̢̛Y̵̧O͜͞͠U̷ ̷S̴EÉ͏͟ B̸̴͏EY̷O͜N͟D̛͝ ̢͟ṔH̴́͢Y̨S̶IC̸͢͢Á͠L͡ ͡͡L̀͟O͘O͢͝K̸͟͜Ś͢͝ ̛̕͞A̷̡N̨̧͟D͞ ̛͟BE̴̶͝Y̕̕Ò͜͏ŃD҉ TH͟E ̕H͠͠ERD͟͜ ͟͜O̢͝F̢̀͞ ̷C̢̧̀A̴̡T̶̸S͝ ̸̛͠I͏̵Ņ̵̀ ͜M͏͟Ỳ̶ ͏̷͘S̸̛͠I͜͝͞S̡͜T͏͡E҉́R̷'͏̴̛S̴̛ ́A͏P҉͘A͠RT͞M̷͞͡E̴̴N͘͞҉T̛̕͢?̴͜ ̵R̷͏̧E̛͏M̢È̛MB̛͠͝E̵͞R҉̡,̶ ͝҉L͜EO̸N:̵ ͡҉H͝͠A̢̧V̴̧E͟ ̸̛MO̴͜R͡E ͞T҉̵̴H̶͞A̵N̴͠͝ O͝NE͏͠ ̷͘͘WA͜IFÚ͡ ̶̧̀A̧̕N҉D̷ ̨͟Ì̢'҉͏͟L̢͜L̨̡͠ ̡̕D̀E̸͝S͜͢T̀R̷̀͘O̕Y̷̸ ̕͢Y͘O̴͘U҉ ̢͢L̷AI̢͠F͜U̶͟!̴!

He's gonna get some ballistic boulders if he keeps doing that.