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HEARD YOUR mom LIKES IT HARD NEW BY CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD esley, my dear boy, come here. You've been an ensign on this ship for several years now, and I believe it's time that you leam the truth Wesley, word around the Enterprise is that your mother-yes, yes, the lovely Dr. Beverly Crusher-likes it hard. Oh! Initially, I refused to believe it myself! But so many crewmembers-from Ensign Barclay to Nurse Ogawa-have been sharing this salacious fact that I feel you should hear it from me first. Frankly, I fear you might visit Ten Forward and see what someone-coughCommanderRikercou mother in the third stall from the left. Guinan says she's been using all sorts of sonic cleansers to try and remove it, to no avail. Guinan also saw fit to inform me that your mother puts her anatomical knowledge to excellent use when she perfoms cunnilingus gh-wrote about your Wesley, come back here! Yes. It is an order. Sit back down. I'm not finished While I realize this is an awkward conversation to have with the captain of a starship, please know that I don't take any pleasure from this. What I do take pleasure from is giving it to your mother n sickbay, every Thursday night, and quite hard-just the way she lkes it Oh, is that a tear, Wesley? Do you not ske hearing this sort of thing? Then I certainly wont tell you what Chief O'Brien and Data said your mother did to them down n Engineering last night.

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DARMOK ALAD AT TNAGRA SEPTEMBER 1991
I'm the god damned captain. Your argument is invalid.
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