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ak. 000 @AKarchive felt like clarissa, aspire to be maude somehow Ladies of the House of Worth - Quarantine Month 7 Imogen Clarissa Fey • Has learned cheese-making • Eats lots of cheese • Dating some guy named Roquefort who may or may not actually exist Now distills her own liquor Only speaks to dogs as a rule Had a seance & summoned Byron Fancies herself cultured Has learned nothing of value This is fine Everything is fine *Everything is not fine*

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Ladies of the House of Worth - Halloween Edition Imogen Clarissa Fey PRINCESS DOWAGER Will be a crone soon, anyway PATRIOT So many hidden flasks "Oh, this old thing?" • Sewed by hand with bone needles. Purposefully confusing Unique coloration from her tears • Immediately spills wine on it • Oh the drama Outside now matches her soul It's 1887 so she can't vote Cheese in pockets Votes for her dog anyway Euphronia BIRD QUEEN? Fannie Maude WITCH HORNET • Actually a witch Covered in snakes and rats Entire dress made of pigeons Made a pact with three demons Has no reflection in the mirror Will sting you No seriously Trained possum to dress as owl and recite Poe This stinger is filled w/ • Yells at tea leaves all afternoon deadly venom. Buzz off. Has never felt more herself www.nataniabarron.com @nataniabarron
COHA EK Johnston 000 @ek_johnston Maude, but Euphronia is living the dream. Natania Barron @NataniaBarron · Oct 27 What happens to the Ladies of the House of Worth after 7 months of quarantine? Which one are you? Fannie Euphronia Maude • Officially a witch • Wanted in two states for "freeing" cats in "unsuitable" home. Moved to a deserted high rise • Lives in a fortress of no emotion • Stockpiled all the toilet paper • Has trained all the local pigeons to s--- on passers by. • Will cut you • No seriously • This is a sword umbrella. • Go away, leave me alone. • Hold parties at home with her brood of possums • Drinks "potions" all day www.nataniabarron.com @nataniabarron 9:09 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for Android
gailcarriger O @gailcarriger 000 Euphronia with Maude rising. Natania Barron @NataniaBarron · Oct 27 What happens to the Ladies of the House of Worth after 7 months of quarantine? Which one are you? Fannie Euphronia Maude Officially a witch • Hold parties at home with her brood of possums • Drinks "potions" all day • Wanted in two states for "freeing• Moved to a deserted high rise cats in "unsuitable" home. • Lives in a fortress of no emotion • Stockpiled all the toilet paper • Has trained all the local pigeons to s--- on passers by. Will cut you • No seriously • This is a sword umbrella. • Go away, leave me alone. www.nataniabarron.com @nataniabarron 2:00 PM · Oct 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPad
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