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THERES NO VIDEO GAMES IN ANY OF YOUR TIMELINES STEPHEN you're a virgin in all these timelines, Stephen

You can do this Stephen. They’ll know you’re guilty if you don’t talk but you must be careful in your answers. If anybody can do this, it’s you Stephen. You just graduated law school. Remember what they taught you? Law enforcement’s vision is based on movement. So I’ll just sit here perfectly still and give the shortest answers possible. That’ll make me less suspicious.

And here comes the detective now. He’s big. He waddles over beside me and then he does the unthinkable. He lowers his obese mass onto the tiny office chair. The sounds the chair makes under his blubber are ungodly. “What’s wrong?” he inquires. As if seeing a chair defying the laws of physics was a common occurrence. Then he begins to lean back.

Wait, did you hear that? That sound. That was no ordinary creaking coming from his chair. It almost sounded like a scream. Like the scream Lauren made when I killed her. The detective leans back even further. Another scream echoes out. I’m certain of it now. I refuse to acknowledge it though. Further and further he leans back. More and more screams from the chair. Why hasn’t it broken yet? It seems inevitable. Will it explode and send shrapnel at me? Is that his intention?

An eternity later the detective brings in his partner. They both openly mock everything about me. My behavior, my clothes, my taste in music, my lack of friends, and my virginity. Is this even legal? All the while, I hear Lauren’s screams coming from the chairs.

But I hold out. I don’t give them anything and they are forced to give up. As they are leaving, the detective turns back and looks at me with a grin. What he says next shakes me to my core. “NO. MORE. VIDEO. GAMES. STEEVUUUN!” Only then do I realize that the chairs will never stop screaming.

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“SO ARE YA GONNA SPILL THE BEANS AND TELL ME WHERE RIAN IS GUHRJUN?” “I don’t know.”

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>WHY ARE YOU IN THE JEDI COUNCIL STAYVUN

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WADDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW STAYVUN COUNT THE PUSHUPS

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your attacks aint got no effect stephen

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>this is our son's room

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Better Leave Steve

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>"Careful, Stephen, there's a wormhole unde-..." >Detective 2: "Who-How did I get here? >Stephen: "I don't know"

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Stayvun feels good

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look at what happened to the police station when you got those dubs, Stayvun. Now you got to face me, man-to-man.

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The Eternal Anguish of Stephen Mcdaniel

fiw when never gf and 2. you're never gonna get a girlfriend..

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The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel - you see this chair stephen? none of them in prison, no more video games stephen

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