Chad Squidward saving the entire thread

The greatest philosophers of yesteryear would be proud to see how far we've come. Where everything leads to either the jews or being secretly gay. Or gay jews. Just like discussions about traps and dickgirls.

That being said, asses and all the way. A nice, shapely ass and hips looks far better than good, sizable breasts and are far more prevalent as well. Both are fine, as a good hourglass figure is nice. But I'd still say a bottom-heavy pear-shaped woman beats it out.