Emmy The Robot / Nandroid - Dashy

FOR GOD'S SAKE, LEON !!! YOU HAVE GONE SO MUCH FURTHER DOWN IN MY ESTEEM FOR YOU THAT YOU COULD DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT UP TO THE MARIANA TRENCH FROM THERE !!! NOW THAT YOU FINALLY GET BORED OF THAT SHORT-HAIRED ASIAN SUCCUBUS OF A WOMAN, YOU REPLACE HER WITH A ROBOT COUNTERPART ?!!! THE ONLY SCREW YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THE ACT YOU SHALL PERFORM WITH MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER CLAIRE, AND THE ONLY NUT YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT IS THE ONE YOU WILL PLANT IN HER TO RESTORE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE !!!

Robo-Chrisposting incoming…you just wait.