"And what's with that sword? You compensating for something? Do all the girls stay away from you and that's the only way you can touch them? I know I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, but this is ridiculous! Wait, no, I get it! You're the next Fire Emblem lord, aren't you? The ridiculous hair and absurd weaponry gave you away! You can go and be weebs with Mr. Chainsword and Mr. Not-Phallic-extendo-lance! Go back to the Suave commercial you came from!"