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: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)12:43:11 No.844951513 I'm tired of all the p---. Can we start a greentext thread? 10 KB PNG 13 Replies / 9 Images View Thread onymous 01/16/21(Sat)13:20:43 No.844953857 >Be me >Redditfag >Pretend to be ordinary 4channer who is tired of the p--- >Really just want that sweet, sweet karma 263 KB JPG >forgot that 4chan users have lost all their dignity and cares >fatalmistake.mused >Others on the board notice >make fun of me through derogatory green texts >Reddit-shaming greentexts are already all over r/greentext and not funny anymore, can't use it >Be ME, Redditor >type this comment >why

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon visits America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:44:20 No.61884559 >travel to the US for work >sick days are limited, you are only allowed to be sick a certain amount of times a year >American flags everywhere >Sales tax not included in price >prescription drug adverts on tv and 49 KB JPG billboards all the time >entire cities designed around cars >restroom stalls have wide gaps for no f------ reason >Everyone is exremely loud >rent is extremely expensive for low quality apartments >Every other person has visibly horrible hygiene >walmart sells rifles >lack of small family businesses, there are like thirty of every megacorporate business that set shop on every corner >supermarkets have mobility scooters for some reason >waiters shove special offers in my face >I have to tip them because they aren't paid enough to live >no one is paid enough to live, more homeless people than there should be >My neighbor is really into death grips >gratuitous violence on tv but nudity is shunned >Colleague told me that as children, you all have to stand up and pledge your allegiance to your nation everyday at the start of class >mfw can't because covid Americans, how do you people live like this?

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anon goes for a jog | /r/Greentext

File: 1486194118578.png (9 KB, 338x339) O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:04:55 No.61700253 [Reply] > >>61700531 >randomly lock eyes with q.t 6.28 while on my daily jog >she smiles at me >without changing my facial expression, turn 90 degrees and continue my walk >realize what happened 2 seconds later and go back, but she's gone >walk around the park for another 15 minutes before i accept in my heart of hearts that she's gone and i blew it why must I be so slow >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.61700270 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:09:17 No.61700294 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:21:50 No.61700418 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:28:34 No.61700490 ► >> O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:33:07 No.61700531 ► >>61700253 (OP) >be stacy >see pathetic incel trying to self improve >feel sorry for him >realize hes staring at me like a r----- >give him a pity smile so he wont try to r--- me >he does some funny sperg move and makes an ass of himself >jog away as fast as I can to avoid the creepy ugly jogging incel who is trying to stalk me now

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leaf color text, booga be like | /r/Greentext

File: 73524352342.png (591 KB, 431x673) O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:03:39 No.818303487 >be me >chilling in my cave eating fresh mammoth >just f----- my caveman gf s--- was berry af >hear some dumbass sapiens outside >walk out with my bigass club and be like "ooga booga" >scare the s--- out of puny ass sapiens >they start speaking their complex s----- languages >pretty sure they ask me if I wanted to join their s----- civilization or something >Imao no >refuse and scream at them in chimp tongue like our ancestors >they are visibly frightened >"heh." >time to deal the finishing blow >"sapien, more like h----sapien" >laugh and scream while banging my club on the ground and beating my chest >they say something in stupid dumbass civilized tongue and leave >go back in cave and finish mammoth painting familiar, it me face when

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4chan doing what it does best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:07:58 No.844942092 doge with it dwit.jpg 28 KB JPG I assume everything about you and judge you harshly, and you can't change my mind. F-----.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.83558 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

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Anon bamboozles Chris Hansen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon forgets what he was about to say | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37E-A(.).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- ১১60925869 F--- It might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"

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Anonhas something to say about testosterone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: c+MFYQRE ) 01/13/21(Wed)16:36:25 No.302529917 >>302526391 # >gay men have more testosterone in them yeah, until they fart 8 KB JPG >>302530183 # >>302530426 # >>302532720 # >>302534498 # >>302534715 # >>302535858 # >>302536457 #

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Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext

File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:57:21 No.844948740 So I absolutely hate trannies, traps, crossdressers, whatever the f--- you want to call them. They're degenerates. So I do this to f--- with them 1.47 MB PNG >Talk with them on social media >Compliment them on how much they look like the other gender >Give them validation and attention >Overtime they begin to initiate conversations with me because of this. >They are so mentally ill they think I'm a close friend just because I give them validation >Keep talking with them for months >Suddenly ghost them >They message me several times every day asking where I am >When they say something like "I miss talking to you" I come back and say "Don't talk to me" >For some reason this absolutely ruins most of them. They beg for me to give them validation. >Never contact them again. Done this at least 50 times. F--- them.

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Anon helps out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)13:08:51 No.50459642 HOLA PRIMO! >school cafeteria >it's Mexican day >rice beans, tortillas, carne asada, s--- like that >this s--- is my jam, green chile on everything 129 KB PNG >tall white dude comes up to my s--- ass >"Hey, anon. Could you roll my burrito for me? I don't know how." >"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure." >neatly portion out the proper amount of beans into each tort, tuck, and roll some nice burritos for him %3D >"You have to tuck in the bottom like this so nothing spills out." >"Oh, cool. Thanks, dude." >"No problem."

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anon gets home invaded by the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)12:43:11 No.844951513 I'm tired of all the p---. Can we start a greentext thread? 10 KB PNG 13 Replies / 9 Images View Thread onymous 01/16/21(Sat)13:20:43 No.844953857 >Be me >Redditfag >Pretend to be ordinary 4channer who is tired of the p--- >Really just want that sweet, sweet karma 263 KB JPG >forgot that 4chan users have lost all their dignity and cares >fatalmistake.mused >Others on the board notice >make fun of me through derogatory green texts >Reddit-shaming greentexts are already all over r/greentext and not funny anymore, can't use it >Be ME, Redditor >type this comment >why

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