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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)02:15:31 No.845014949 be me >probably 15 >at school with friend >her and i are being absolute retards >at our lockers one day >pull out pencil case to take to class 34 KB JPG >friend pulls out tiny stapler from locker >fuckyeah.jpeg >we kek like retards, start stapling s--- >staple pencil case zipper thing because retarded >forget about it >go to spanish class >teacher w---- tells us to get a pencil >rip pencil case open staple goes deep into my hand, starts bleeding instantly >ohfuckohshit.png >staple is twisted into my hand, try to methodically remove it >can't >it's bleeding onto my notebook now >can't tell teacher because retarded >finally just grab it and jerk it our of hand >scream louder than a herd of wild retards at the friendly farm field trip >blood begins to pour >immediately rush out the door, everyone looking at me >blood trail leading out >go to office >dumb w---- gives me a mint and tells me to drink some water >mfw

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