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O Anonymous 04/29/17(Sat)00:04:49 No.36626386 >>36626421 >>36626450 >>3662648 File: uk.png (85 KB, 844x1157) I just have a very poor sense of humor >tried to be funny in College >thought it was a fresh start so I could be the hilarious guy and people would be forced to like me >came up with a bunch of good jokes I could make >knew I needed a 'nickname' >on the first day of class, dressed in a bright red shirt, with a white 'fez' tunisian hat >idea was that I looked like a tube of toothpaste >thought someone would comment on this and I could have the nickname 'Mr Toothpaste' or something similar >went to class >nbody commenting on how I look like toothpaste >start to get desperate >loudly say 'I look like toothpaste' in the middle of class >people turn and look >l apologise >nobody mentions it again I haven't made anyone laugh in about 8 years.

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
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