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![File: zoo.jpg (69 KB, 750x807) | Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams 244 KB PNG "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zo0 >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)11:19:28 No.61889752 [Reply] >see this greentext >immediate reminded of a similar moment I had at the zoo like 2 or 3 years ago >felt like going to the zoo to see some animals >get to the monkey area >there's a guy with a bluetooth speaker playing Tiesto, Oliver Heldens - The Right Song and bobbing his head to it >monkeys are interesting >he starts screaming "WOO00O0" >monkeys go ape s--- >they all start screaming and then the guy starts going nuts too Which one of you was this? I know it was one of you retards](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/993/005/5e0.jpg "Friends in low places | /r/Greentext")
![File (15 KB, 250x313, 263 121289253884 jpg) Anonymous (ID: VIA3Psto) 07/25/12(Wed)17:54:13 No.414684814 >sitting at my house >decide to go out and scar a child forever swalk to local grocery store >buy a fresh squid swalk to local elementary school find the most beta awkward looking asian kid I can find >walk over to the kid with a bag slung around my back and my s-------- clothing on >right when he locks my eyes I fall to the ground and start seizing s"Kid I need your help [uurrk] my bacg [cough cough] get it out of my bag >the boy seems apprehensive >convulse more and whimper a little >kid pulls out the fresh squid and drops it on the ground >I pick it up and eat it raw trying to swallow as much as I could without choking >get up with relative ease >the kids face looks like I just shattered his whole universe >say "Thanks kid Im anemic, see you around" and walk awa Somewhere in the world there is a boy who believes low red blood cells can only be replenished with squid. You're welcome universe Anonymous (ID: tkVzdAia) 07/25/12(Wed)17:56:45 No.414685329 2 File: 1343253405359 ipg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1341885627405.jpg) 10/10 OP great work Anonymous (ID: +CODJblG) 07/25/12(Wed)17:58:13 No.414685631 my faith in humanity is restored Anonymous (ID: roP1FOYp) 07/25/12(Wed)17:59:04 No.414685826 File: 1343253544841.ipa-(74 KB. 294x312 9221227.ipg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/382/634/1f8.jpg "Bloody Cephalopods!")
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