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O Anonymous 01/22/21(Fri)13:40:52 No.845459624 >be me >playing minecraft with a couple friends for a couple weeks >life is good >new guy joins >kind of an ass but alright >one day asks for item knowing i got some spares >ok.png >give coords >guy comes, takes item and leaves >ff a couple hours >die >not home, bed destroyed >hmmmmm >go home, find home covered with lava >sadness >ask around, no one admits >guy admits to it because the pick i gave him "only had eff 2" >w-- well there goes hours of work and pets goodbye kitty :(

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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