3h (9/24 12:33)-74841276 · 11 Re-2 Img PNG 130KB (887 × 968) IMG_9010.png 4 Replies • >go to the score to pick up my happy pills >cute college girl in front of me with a juicy fat ass in front of me at the parking lot >only one entrance so not sure what to do >slow down >she slows down >speed up >she speeds up >awkward >cant pass her so have to stay behind her >nice juicy piece of ass so admire it without being suspicious >can tell shes uncomfortable with me behind her >keep walking ... >pharmacy is on the same direction she's going >feels like Im following her around the store >she starts to panic and start speed walking >i dont know what else to do so continue going my way with her in front of me until I reach the pharmacy The w---- probably thought I was going to r--- her or something. But if I would've been a Chad she probably would've stopped and asked for my number. F------ w----.

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File: 95ECA2C2-89F6-46B7-9144-7().jpg (91 KB, 481x481) Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue)16:33:35 No.177860513 [Reply] >*in the rebel base* >rebel trooper in the background: this man is dying! Quick, somebody, an IV! >luke: you know, things blur together in this war, if only there was something new... >han: yeah I know what you mean, the monotony of these star wars. >rebel trooper in the background: IV! >luke: ...a new hope... Woah... 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:36:45 >>177860561 Sorry I didn't know there were medical droids in the base. And I only heard British voices from 3P0 and beeps from R2, so I figured it was a human No.177860616 Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue) 16:41:29 No. 177860781 Bump Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:48:35 No. 177860990 >>177861225 File: Car2-0.jpg (43 KB, 377x512) >We'll be safe here... until the Empire strikes back How did he do it?

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Seen 44m (9/24 9:05). 906565982 3 Re1 Img JPG 32KB (720 × 861) FB_IMG_1660356377375.jpg Uncuckable > be on social media > see old elementary school friends > she taught me to tie my shoes > posting about how became homeless through a bad breakup > oh f---.jpg > reach out to her and ask if she's alright > says she had just enough money to feed her dog > in a homeless shelter and hasn't eaten all day > Etransfer her $50 and say "please eat" > "OMG THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE THE BEST" > a month goes by > get notification from my bank > "your etransfer to Anonette has timed out so we're sending it back to you" > ask her what happened > "Oh someone at the shelter stole my phone, sorry" > send her the $50 again > timed out again > half a year goes by > see her on socials again : > she's back to posting bathing Suit selfies by the pool like nothing happened > wut Either she's full of s--- or one of us is stupid

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/01/23 (Sat)14:52:29 No.73867753 Wagie thread? >Be me >Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone >On fryers one day when coworker approaches me >"Hey anon, what's fresh?" >"Nothing much, how about you?" He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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Anonymous 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287782 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? 37 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Let's be friends with book benefits. someecards 2h (9/23 13:55) 74830388 12 Re1 Img JPG 15KB (320 × 234) wtfarebooks.jpg >we are only friends >sad . how do I make her into a friends with benefits? >be me >get a girl >she has little time next to uni >she is pretty >not busty, but pretty >my friends kinda pressuring me to get the "friend with benefit card" >kinda thinking about it >never did something like this So how do I do it? ●●●● :

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IT'S OVER? I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL 2h (9/23 23:40) - 29819078 2 Re-0 Img JPG 1MB (1929 × 3463) 1694948319684827.jpg Girl who wanted me to make a move >8-9/10 guy but been ugly most of my life so have zero game with women >I'm also very quiet ⠀ >extremely cute tomboyish girl is in my relative friend circle (friend of a friend of a friend but hangs with us) starts looking at me a lot >she has this taller handsome athlete boyfriend who's kind of a geek >She progressively starts making more and more aggressive moves to try and get me to talk to her >I always remain completely silent and still every time she comes near me >Yesterday, she came up from behind me in a conversation I was in and joined the conversation and I suddenly went completely silent What should I do here? She actually seems really cool and sweet so I'm confused as to why she's doing this in the first place when she basically already has the manifestation of Chad. I also have no game with women, so if someone could give me a transcript, that would be nice.

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: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:34:24 No.63222122 >>63220698 (OP) # >6 >just started using a pc >played first vidya ever with my dad (first harry potter) >excited about going to school next year 1.12 MB JPG >running around all summer >reading comics and books whenever I'm not outside >want to be a secret agent or an archeologist >know nothing about the world I wouldn't say I miss these days, but I sure was miles happier then

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1h (9/24 1:20)-74835387 6 Re-0 Img JPG 246KB (705 × 527) 1495162356007.jpg ●●●● : Anyone else dug their grave early in life without realizing it? >be me >14 years old >"lol who cares about fitting in ill just be myself and do things that make me happy" >cut off my friends >just did homework, played vidya and browse 4chan after school for 4 years >2 years after high school dropped out of college and work at a factory >unable to socialize with coworkers because we have nothing in common and the only life experience i have is scrolling through 4channel

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: Anonymous 1.43 MB PNG 09/23/23(Sat)15:15:12 No.74835632 >Be me a few years ago >Senior in high school >Autistic >A few girls seem really friendly to me >Always say hi in the hallway, friends on social media, that kind of stuff >Seem to want to sit next to me whenever possible >Sometimes they're almost aggressive in how friendly they are with me >Didn't realize until years later that I was basically a harem protagonist You really don't know what you have until it's gone

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3h (9/24 12:33)-74841276 · 11 Re-2 Img PNG 130KB (887 × 968) IMG_9010.png 4 Replies • >go to the score to pick up my happy pills >cute college girl in front of me with a juicy fat ass in front of me at the parking lot >only one entrance so not sure what to do >slow down >she slows down >speed up >she speeds up >awkward >cant pass her so have to stay behind her >nice juicy piece of ass so admire it without being suspicious >can tell shes uncomfortable with me behind her >keep walking ... >pharmacy is on the same direction she's going >feels like Im following her around the store >she starts to panic and start speed walking >i dont know what else to do so continue going my way with her in front of me until I reach the pharmacy The w---- probably thought I was going to r--- her or something. But if I would've been a Chad she probably would've stopped and asked for my number. F------ w----.

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