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>>58082556 not sure if its worse >15 >try to make pancakes >spill hot oil on myself >burns on both hands and my right thigh >cant j------- >dryhump everything in my room >cant c-- >worst blueballs i ever felt >dad helps me shower >get rock hard as soon as he soaps my thigh >tell him i cant j------- >he cant stop laughing >then tells me to promise not to tell mom >i kind of expect he will jerk me off in the shower but instead he makes it way weirder >he instructs me to lie on my back on my bed and hands me a sleepmask, tells me he will be right back >after a couple of minutes he comes back, speaking in a feminine offensively thick asian accent >"you come for special massage yes yes? good." >he gives me a proper massage while I feel like my balls are going to explode >he occasionally says random stuff about my body being tense, fully in character >after about 30 minutes of massage, he starts doing this onedirectional slowjerk motion with a lubed hand while playing with my balls with other >from this point on i am just nonstop moaning like a bitch >edged me like that for at least 15 minutes, occasionally slowjerking in different ways >finally lets me c--, >i take off the sleepmask >he wipes off the c-- with a worm moist towel >i burst out laughing, he joins >he clearly saw this as a fun experience, i was still being awkward, he told me he'll take me to thailand when i turn 18 >he died two years later >when i was 20 i saved up enough to travel to thailand on my own >went to get a 'special massage', closed my eyes and pretended it was my dad doing an offensive accent, couldn't stop crying after i came and they didn't charge me

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>>58082556 not sure if its worse >15 >try to make pancakes >spill hot oil on myself >burns on both hands and my right thigh >cant j------- >dryhump everything in my room >cant c-- >worst blueballs i ever felt >dad helps me shower >get rock hard as soon as he soaps my thigh >tell him i cant j------- >he cant stop laughing >then tells me to promise not to tell mom >i kind of expect he will jerk me off in the shower but instead he makes it way weirder >he instructs me to lie on my back on my bed and hands me a sleepmask, tells me he will be right back >after a couple of minutes he comes back, speaking in a feminine offensively thick asian accent >"you come for special massage yes yes? good." >he gives me a proper massage while I feel like my balls are going to explode >he occasionally says random stuff about my body being tense, fully in character >after about 30 minutes of massage, he starts doing this onedirectional slowjerk motion with a lubed hand while playing with my balls with other >from this point on i am just nonstop moaning like a bitch >edged me like that for at least 15 minutes, occasionally slowjerking in different ways >finally lets me c--, >i take off the sleepmask >he wipes off the c-- with a worm moist towel >i burst out laughing, he joins >he clearly saw this as a fun experience, i was still being awkward, he told me he'll take me to thailand when i turn 18 >he died two years later >when i was 20 i saved up enough to travel to thailand on my own >went to get a 'special massage', closed my eyes and pretended it was my dad doing an offensive accent, couldn't stop crying after i came and they didn't charge me

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