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: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)16:08:20 No.62004095 >download tinder years ago >don't really use it. When I did use it I swiped right on just about everyone, so I randomly get matches a few times a week from girls I swiped right on ages ago >Cute girl messages me >only lives 1 mile away 25 KB PNG >we talk for a bit >she is really friendly and says she wants to hang out tonight >she mentions how I'm playing guitar in one of my pictures >says some cheesy line "well maybe we could play tonight :)" >send her my address >she comes over >l start playing guitar >at first she's really happy and enjoying it, then after 20 minutes of me playing she leans back onto the bed and puts her leg over me >she's wearing a short skirt, I can see her underwear >w-- >starts rubbing my chest and pushing her face into my neck >I keep playing guitar >she rubs my thigh right next to my d--- >politely brush her hand aside and keep playing guitar >she says "what's wrong? I don't get you." >tell her I just want to literally play, not do anything sexual >"why not?" >point to picture of Jesus I have on my wall >she laughs snidely >realizes I'm not joking around >she actually gets up, puts on her shoes, and leaves without saying anything apparently she wasn't 1 mile away, she was in a city that's 45 minutes away when she messaged me. She drove nearly an hour to see me. Not sure why she got mad. I never flirted back with her, was very passive, and I told her l'm Christian. to be honest it is actually pretty funny and I think l'll keep tinder on my phone just because I feel like I did a good thing. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)16:09:48 No.62004107 >>62004095 (OP) # King s--- you passed the test imgflip.com

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps
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: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)16:08:20 No.62004095 >download tinder years ago >don't really use it. When I did use it I swiped right on just about everyone, so I randomly get matches a few times a week from girls I swiped right on ages ago >Cute girl messages me >only lives 1 mile away 25 KB PNG >we talk for a bit >she is really friendly and says she wants to hang out tonight >she mentions how I'm playing guitar in one of my pictures >says some cheesy line "well maybe we could play tonight :)" >send her my address >she comes over >l start playing guitar >at first she's really happy and enjoying it, then after 20 minutes of me playing she leans back onto the bed and puts her leg over me >she's wearing a short skirt, I can see her underwear >w-- >starts rubbing my chest and pushing her face into my neck >I keep playing guitar >she rubs my thigh right next to my d--- >politely brush her hand aside and keep playing guitar >she says "what's wrong? I don't get you." >tell her I just want to literally play, not do anything sexual >"why not?" >point to picture of Jesus I have on my wall >she laughs snidely >realizes I'm not joking around >she actually gets up, puts on her shoes, and leaves without saying anything apparently she wasn't 1 mile away, she was in a city that's 45 minutes away when she messaged me. She drove nearly an hour to see me. Not sure why she got mad. I never flirted back with her, was very passive, and I told her l'm Christian. to be honest it is actually pretty funny and I think l'll keep tinder on my phone just because I feel like I did a good thing. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)16:09:48 No.62004107 >>62004095 (OP) # King s--- you passed the test imgflip.com

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