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>be me >cruising through town one day, clearing my mind >driving towards my friend Jerry's place >decide to stop by >his 442 is in the driveway, 143 KB JPG completely f------ destroyed >concern.jpg >get out of my car and take a closer look at his car >nothing more than sheetmetal and bolts now >l can only tell it's his car because of the Bocephus sticker he had on it >his wife comes out, crying >"anon... it's Jerry... he..." >My heart sinks, I know exactly what she's about to say >"he had to many cold beers one night and... he wrapped himself around a telephone pole" >jerry was a racecar driver >he drove so god damn fast >never won no checkered flags but never did come in last >godspeed, you glorious f-----

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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