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>be me >cruising through town one day, clearing my mind >driving towards my friend Jerry's place >decide to stop by >his 442 is in the driveway, 143 KB JPG completely f------ destroyed >concern.jpg >get out of my car and take a closer look at his car >nothing more than sheetmetal and bolts now >l can only tell it's his car because of the Bocephus sticker he had on it >his wife comes out, crying >"anon... it's Jerry... he..." >My heart sinks, I know exactly what she's about to say >"he had to many cold beers one night and... he wrapped himself around a telephone pole" >jerry was a racecar driver >he drove so god damn fast >never won no checkered flags but never did come in last >godspeed, you glorious f-----

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