To me this definition of Satan is like the ultimate brainwashing of "Never think for yourself, never question anything, only obey! Everything else favors Satan!"

In the bible Satan's role wasn't even evil it was just questioning god, so that god had an opportunity to prove some point.

But I guess to religion "disagreement" is the greatest of crimes conceivable and equal to pure evil.

>So I used to be an atheist but this post scared me so much that I am now converting into a religion, which one is the best?

The Satanic Temple is the obvious choice given the situation